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ROFL BOX

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  1. It's crab meat only? ("shells removed")? If so, what's the concern?
  2. "We examined the former President and found the wound (a dangerous insult to the upper ear cartilage) to be one of the most severe injuries ever recorded and was similar to that of a valiant Revolutionary Patriot from the battle of Lexington & Concord. The former President, Mr. Trump (who is a fine specimen of humanity and healthier than most triathletes or bodybuilders from 35 years of age) was advised to have 1,776 stitches to secure the wound site & his complete head wrapped in a 3" bandage to ensure a proper retained fitment and potential reconstructive surgery could be performed. Being such a healthy & conscientious apecimen of male virility, he refused su j basic medical advice & instead, allowed Melania to apply a small 4×4 bandage after first having Eric, Don jr. & Ivanka bring some soil from Arlington National Cemetery & do a procedure that is clinically known as "rub some dirt on it" (while Melania kissed his boo-boo & said "Here, this will make it better"). The former President Mr. Trump was advised to take a 3 week rest with round-the-clock medical attention at one of his palatial Estates (the only type of place befitting a billionaire of his stature), however he refused such attention stating firmly "This, I cannot do. I simply *must*,go back out in public to do what the people have asked me to do & that is to become the next sitting President of the United States of America... & occasionally spend the night in that dump of a building, the House in D.C. that's kinda off to the side of the shopping mall or something like that." . . . . . . In further news, it has been revealed that part of Mr. Trump, the former President, had part of his ear carried into the body of Patriotic Corey Comperatore who died as a result of this assassination attempt. Patriotic Mr. Comparators has since ascended to Heaven where he has become the newest Saint, fighting the fires of Hell so that others may survive damnable fates. Without the infusion of Mr. Trump's flesh & divine ear, this would not be possible.
  3. https://r.tapatalk.com/shareLink/topic?url=https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/104-wives-and-the-stupid-shit-they-saydo/&share_tid=104&share_fid=2053247&share_type=t&link_source=app Thataways... ⬆️↗️➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️↖️
  4. First wife scene, maybe when we were driving somewhere long distance or doing something not on a common schedule: Me: "Are you hungry?" Her: "I could eat." (20 minutes later) Her: "Why didn't you..."
  5. "What is on your schedule for tomorrow?" 🤬
  6. You registered to make that ONE post? ThatWasLame.gif
  7. ¿"woke"? How about [thread ----> threads] / [board / boards]? Again, I have not ever done anything on Discord, therefore I am not at all familiar with the nomenclature for that medium.
  8. Probably a 16 year old, male, vehicle is a mid 90's BMW or Mustang.
  9. I asked myself however I had no answer to provide to myself.
  10. I don't participate in any Discord(s). Is it able to be monetized? I have Ø experience with Discord, however I have heard of it. This website idea has to use a GUI for things like selecting various options & "fill in the blank / answer this question" type stuff, some of them causing cascade changes & lockouts, so a straight on BBS format would not work.
  11. And... that's why I have come here to ask questions like how do I most easily monetize the.sire idea. Do you have raw #'s on what the the Shag² site traffic is like, lurkers & subscribers combined & then separately lurkers / visitors vs. subscribers? It seems that with "only" 17,000 members, a paid to participate platform would work best. I'm not expecting to get rich off this idea, however making some $ for my troubles & solving some of the issues inherent with the GB Groups would help this idea.
  12. I have been pondering this same question. I do know of a Facebook group with +17,000 current members (obv. not all fully active, much like the % of lurkers we have here on Shag²) so... yeah, there *is* an interest. & Not that I am asking for income details¹, however a basic comparison would be non-members for this BBS who get ads onscreen. We don't have any requirements on Surly for a paid memberships & I have actually received PM's here from roof customers who stated "I only registered so I could message you". For a site like this, what's the monetization like for an ad that comes across the screen? Two cents... half a cent per flashed ad? Multiply ×100 views? Based on actual time on screen or only paid for a click through? 🤔 ¹$tree-fiddy$
  13. What's the dollar threshold to get in on this event?
  14. Gotta be somewhat vague here regarding what the topic of the site would be but it would potentially similar to a BBS. The topic would be construction related, however unlike Shag², no branching out into a wide variety of topics, no material or equipment sales, nothing related to even trade news, etc. What is gonna be the best way to get revenue: • Membership only with tiers • Menbership monthly ($ 5.00?) & maybe an annual subscription w/ discount ($ 50, so a $ 10 discount vs. $ 5×12=$ 60)? • Advertising only? & Of course there is the site architecture, hosting, maintenance, etc. & obv. I'm not qualified to do that stuff. Again, the big question is comparing ad only & bring in a higher volume of users (what FB does, obv... no membership fees) - vs - Membership tiers (think dating sites). - vs. - A blend between ad + tiers where ad only gets viewing of basic info but paid gets unlocked, more detailed information. & I will go ahead & make the joke about "roofers dating roofers" / "roofers looking to nail hot shingles", etc.).
  15. "Falsehoods" 🤦‍♂️ Probably the #1 thing that *any* media does about the 🍊🤡 rapist is use that word instead of the correct term: LIES
  16. I think aggy has some "bug guys" who could identify that for you Interesting its not TCU because according to Coach Royal, they are all about cockroaches.
  17. "what'r you doin'?"
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