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Bullneck

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  1. There's a reason most Manhattan buildings are built with union labor. Oh, wait: here's one that wasn't:
  2. If you watch the tweet where he supports CRT he says he adopted a black son. Nothing turns up on google image search, though. I'm confused too, but don't care enough to spend time truthing up this guy's gibberish.
  3. Mine would get vapor lock on occasion and that was the only way to start it without waiting half an hour.
  4. 1) Of whom are you speaking? 2) Why would we help elect someone like that? 3) Do you not believe the failure of the GQP to elect a speaker will result in a coalition government with a different set of House rules (MTV) and more sensible legislation than what a mostly moron might do? 4) Trump is running out of runway. He'll be a non-factor this time next year.
  5. Even Nicolle Wallace is dunking on him. And the Astros.
  6. There was this one time I saw a live human head sitting on the counter of a bar. It looked at me and said, "Hi, my name's Ed. If you buy me a drink I'll grow a body. So I did, and poured it in his mouth. Sure enough, he sprouted a body. "If you buy me another beer I'll grow arms." I was still shocked by what I had seen, but I bought another beer and poured it in his mouth. Sure enough, he sprouted arms. By now everyone in the bar was transfixed, amazed by what they had seen. "If you buy me another beer I'll sprout legs." I figured I might as well, and sure enough he sprouted legs. "One more beer and I'll have hands." Same as before, I bought the beer and poured it into his mouth . . . and out came the hands. "One last beer and I'll have feet." I bought the beer and poured it into his mouth . . . and he disappeared. Poof, just vanished. The bartender came over and leaned in and said philosophically, "Ed should have quit while he was a head." I've carried that story with me since about 1972, when I heard it in middle school.
  7. Yeah, the first flag was, uh, generous. The last one should end the refs career in the NFL (though he can always get a job in the Big XII).
  8. Seems like there are a few things here that bear more explanation.
  9. It says in the Constitution and Declaration of Independence that foreigners do not have 1st Amendment rights. He's lawyer, so listen to this man.
  10. I think he and about 100 other people in DC are Russian agents. I can only hope he hasn't been tried and convicted is the Justice Dept is still too worried about Trump getting reelected to run him through the ringer. But once the Blue Wave of 2024 happens, the full on purge will happen.
  11. If he did he'll probably never try that shit again. Imagine showing up at the hospital all beat up and with no pants. Best possible outcome for him would be 2nd degree burns, two broken bones, and a concussion. Darwin's working for you, all day, all night.
  12. Thought the same thing when I saw the thread bumped. Did he drop out? Nope. He's waiting for Trump's arrest so he can be the frontrunner and everyone loves him.
  13. I can't emphasize enough how much I hate this guy (let's face it, I hate all of them). Why? Read his statement. It's either a lie or a perk for him that somehow you get to take part in, but with no benefits.
  14. There's nothing else more important going on, so why not?
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