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Bullneck

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  1. I think it's DC Draino's sex doll.
  2. Because you have to want it more than the other guy and give 110%. Obviously you're not a wrestler. (Edit: and like WTB said ^^^^ if you're convinced by your life's experiences you can just run over people with no consequences, that's what you do. Always. There is no Plan B. Hell, it worked for McCarthy (well it didn't but Jordan isn't nuanced enough to know the difference).
  3. OK, that's kind of TMI. You and your partner need a "safe word," though.
  4. Thought you were talking about this guy for a second.
  5. The Kraken has been released. Well, given probation. For some reason, probably in that recorded statement:
  6. He's going to be on the board of Gaza Gas. At least it ain't Nigaz
  7. I finally realized who Lanning reminds me of: Tom Herman.
  8. Texas - 66 Uh Univ - 15 (time to settle that score)
  9. Biden Judge Chutney! (Well, Barack Hussein Obama appointed her. But Trump judge Cannon is OK), I thought this was America (hey, my favorite president like South Park! The Rs are getting better at comedy!) Monkeys (I wonder what he means by that?) We have the 2A, too. (Let's use our guns!!) This douche should be in jail tomorrow.
  10. Turd Ferguson just got targeted.
  11. Time to take the whiskey off the shelf, per that commercial.
  12. The shit this Ian Smith guy says in that link is pretty astounding. But most importantly, what the fuck is it with right wing crazies and beards?
  13. Well, the one fucking time he played against us he looked like it.
  14. CSB incoming . . . In late Feb of 2020 - just before the Covid shutdown - I visited Texas and in one day drove from Ft. Worth to Lubbock and then to Marfa (if you haven't already figured it out, I'm a loon). I got to Ft. Stockton around 8:40pm-ish and figured if I was going to have a drink that night I'd better find a liquor store since everything in Marathon, Alpine, and Marfa metroplex would probably be closed by the time I got there. I found a place that sold wine but as I perused the shelves it occurred to me that most of it was some kind of low alcohol, almost Holy Communion grade wine. The only recognizable brand was 19 Crimes, which I wouldn't but at home for any reason. Period. I bought it that night. When I got to my AirBNB in Marfa I opened the bottle and had a glass or two (did you notice I didn't say "enjoyed?"). I read the label and the "19 Crimes" part refers to the crimes in England that would get you shipped out to Australia. Making that wine should be a crime and whoever makes it should be in jail.
  15. No, that's the Presley Viva Las Vegas model. I think Rogers is wearing a Shatner Turbo 2000.
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