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The Earl of Texas

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  1. Cold feet is a symptom of diabetes and smoking, so Oklahoma it is.
  2. Their starting tight end is kind of a badass... but nonetheless:
  3. It may seem like a downgrade to your average fan, but the transition from your wife getting stuffed by a talented Florida State baller to getting plowed by a cow college C-lister is actually a National Championship caliber move in the world of cuck fetishes.
  4. Secret paid newsletters are an aggy tradition.
  5. Most of the guys in ADCOMSUBORDCOMPHIBSPAC went the GYD3Y&GT2Y route.
  6. Someone in our clubhouse must’ve PLOWED a fat bitch because I sense some slumps ending. Look the fuck out if that turns around.
  7. I think in keeping with how fucked up 2020 is the bowls should get dark-side sponsors like Enron, gonorrhea, and the state of Oklahoma.
  8. “Man, our pitching has all these injuries and young guys, don’t know what we’re gonna do.” ”Just wait until we get to pitching heaven Colorado, everything will get right, then.”
  9. 🍍🍍🍍
  10. Just win, baby
  11. Card - JQJ - Ewers A murderer’s milroe
  12. How about just until you’re dead?
  13. Our social media is going buckwild right now. And Recruits & players are Liking and retweeting all of this shit. Hell yeah
  14. But shirley we’ll see them in the playoff
  15. Mariners are not playing good ball, but hopefully this is a sign some of our pitching is beginning to settle. If the pitching can settle and they can figure out who they are and get used to pitching in the bigs, we could play some mean baseball.
  16. Pitchers have beat Tuck up inside with heat badly, glad he turned on that exact thing.
  17. Holy shit this thread is pathetic. Grown men with feelings hurt over baseball? Not sure how much sadder things could get than that... BUT BUT BUT
  18. Major downer about Troy O but a team like ours in their HCs fourth year should not make/break on freshman contributions. Feel terrible for him, he clearly is a baller.
  19. This movie was really good, Waititi is an exceptional talent.
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