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The Earl of Texas

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  1. The hell I can’t!
  2. Bad play by Diggs. He’s good enough to avoid that. Glad Harry and Diggs are both OK, could’ve been real bad. Bodes well for my fantasy needs, though.
  3. Meanwhile the Chargers start a rookie QB and take the Chiefs to OT.
  4. Chiefs and Ravens are both great teams but we did not compete in either game. Embarrassing, but, par.
  5. Pollard needs to hit reset on his return SOP.
  6. Cold feet is a symptom of diabetes and smoking, so Oklahoma it is.
  7. Their starting tight end is kind of a badass... but nonetheless:
  8. It may seem like a downgrade to your average fan, but the transition from your wife getting stuffed by a talented Florida State baller to getting plowed by a cow college C-lister is actually a National Championship caliber move in the world of cuck fetishes.
  9. Secret paid newsletters are an aggy tradition.
  10. Most of the guys in ADCOMSUBORDCOMPHIBSPAC went the GYD3Y&GT2Y route.
  11. Someone in our clubhouse must’ve PLOWED a fat bitch because I sense some slumps ending. Look the fuck out if that turns around.
  12. I think in keeping with how fucked up 2020 is the bowls should get dark-side sponsors like Enron, gonorrhea, and the state of Oklahoma.
  13. “Man, our pitching has all these injuries and young guys, don’t know what we’re gonna do.” ”Just wait until we get to pitching heaven Colorado, everything will get right, then.”
  14. 🍍🍍🍍
  15. Just win, baby
  16. Card - JQJ - Ewers A murderer’s milroe
  17. How about just until you’re dead?
  18. Our social media is going buckwild right now. And Recruits & players are Liking and retweeting all of this shit. Hell yeah
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