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Pato del Muerto

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Everything posted by Pato del Muerto

  1. Cut his hair, stopped hitting.
  2. Did JMU win 3 games since this weekend? Last game, we were going to pass them in wins today and now they are 4 ahead.
  3. If we have moved to the rule of the gun, and Trump has the US military, who is there to stop him?
  4. She looks like a Fox News bimbo and will probably be one soon enough.
  5. It might be worth a watch if the skill is lacking and the performances are chaotic and injury-filled.
  6. And the doctor says “that’s not a foot!” and the patient responds “i didn’t know there was a minimum!”
  7. Just want to say that every time this thread is bumped to where I see it, I sing James Comey Island in a disturbingly Pavlovian way.
  8. If you are hoping for a way to remove confirmation bias from the human condition, let’s just call it an unlikely result.
  9. She got the order wrong. She voted for the leopard after it ate her face.
  10. Maybe in your opinion
  11. How many silver maybachs are there in the area? It’s not a Corolla.
  12. Camden, according to a graphic I saw.
  13. This is nuts. Let’s see. Think we stole a point boys actually might give them the interference.
  14. Seems like the only logical thing to do is make sure all of your relatives are dead and out of the hive. Then bang away. which reminds me- Carol doesn’t have any family they could send to attempt to pacify her like the others have? Loses her wife and the next best thing is a book cover lookalike? Was that explained away and I missed it?
  15. What in that email text gets us to either jefferies or your much broader “libs” believing what you are claiming?
  16. “Can you do it again?”
  17. Trump’s a smart feller, so he was probably referencing lord of the flies and that reporter didn’t have the metaphorical conch. Yeah that’s it. Well played, Mr President.
  18. Want the California redistricting tied to the Texas redistricting? As in if Texas doesn’t happen then California doesn’t happen?
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