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Pato del Muerto

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Everything posted by Pato del Muerto

  1. Still a fan, as far as we know.
  2. Counterpoint:
  3. And it didn’t cost you a thing except for $50,000 and a moderate decline to your life expectancy
  4. lol at “looks like Texas is back”
  5. Watch it get released that his tox screen came back negative, and he’s just that big an asshole.
  6. He enjoyed having nyc’s tallest building. He knew OBL. ipso facto he funded 9/11.
  7. He’s notoriously camera shy
  8. And the state government won’t get in your way. The opposite, actually.
  9. It’s like I’m still watching the fucking rangers
  10. Gidp turns bad.
  11. Nasty fucking 3-2 back door slider
  12. No way. But there’s no reason to drag Frank Gifford’s name through the mud.
  13. He used pepper spray first. Then switched to knife when that didn’t stop the attack. He is probably sure to have some self defense measures for a job that has him alone in city alleys overnight.
  14. Well, that’s nice.
  15. Lots of illegals attending the Super Bowl, are there? Wonder if they’ll report any arrests for show, or just use the US treasury to attend the Super Bowl.
  16. That and that thick lower half.
  17. I’d consider voting Trump in 28
  18. We are going to have to wait until Alderaan gets blown up to wake everyone up. So, which city is our Alderaan?
  19. This question probably weighs on me as much as the actual tyrannical acts do. Feels like cowardice hidden behind family concerns. But it’s tough to put the security of my family at risk to do what’s right. It’s also not difficult to envision that by the time my family’s security is threatened by the tyranny, it will be too late. the hope I guess is that the head of the snake has one too many Big Macs and keels over dead while there’s still time to claw back our free nation.
  20. The horns didn’t play like shit because helobius made that post. Helobius made that post because the horns were going to play like shit.
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