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Pato del Muerto

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Everything posted by Pato del Muerto

  1. Dipshit Derek. And am I misremembering or does he look basically just like piggy from lord of the flies?
  2. @immamac what format settings do I use to make the view look most like what I had always used before? Is there a way to view what I used before?
  3. Jerry is only willing to win his way. He knows, but won’t admit, that it wasn’t his genius that won in the 90s (other than buying the franchise and hiring jimmy). He would love nothing more than to win, but it must be under his direction to mean anything to him.
  4. I wouldn’t like it if the nfl was all 1 year contracts with no cap either. The amount of annual roster changeover is massive, and it was much more than the nfl to begin with due to eligibility rules. System needs some polishing. or I guess we can treat it like any other right to work employees who leave at any time for what they feel is a better opportunity, or get fired at any time for any reason. That’s generally not how people like their sports organized though, or some league somewhere in the world would operate as such.
  5. Your family room fireplace looks familiar…
  6. That was my second question, after Megyn Kelly and Jack proboscus are Catholic? But I guess that statement kinda answers my first question, though incorrectly.
  7. Whittingham would have to have been told of anything left to be released, before taking the job. One would think.
  8. Halfway pole I believe. Solidly mid table at 13 of 24. 7 points from 3rd position, but 9 points up on relegation position. Feels like a tight spread save Coventry at the top and Sheffield Wednesday at the bottom.
  9. Perineal sentience is a rare but serious side effect. Quit taking {medication} if your perineum begins talking to you, and report it to your doctor immediately.
  10. Last scene- is this heaven? no, it’s Indiana. right after vecna turns good and saves them, revealing that he is eleven’s father, and crosses an unseen boundary where he turns back into Henry.
  11. Was Austin a sprawling metropolis in 1875?
  12. Dumbed down is psychic powered person is harnessed by US gvt for cloning research, creates wormhole to another world in which he lives and plots takeover of earth, and also there’s a world in his mind where he can kidnap the consciousness of other people and trap them there for reasons, whether their bodies are in the wormhole or on earth. And a group of teenagers, some of whom are friends but not all, plus a couple of adult hangers on, are who must band together and stop him using their captain plantet-esque combined powers of psychic abilities, nerd av know how, military experience, and teen hormones. And also one of them was somehow trapped in Russia for a while and they had to rescue him.
  13. And much easier to do. Hell it might fall off.
  14. So, did he admit that we have lost the war on Christmas? and the video above with the child caller, it’s creepy because of all of the…child rape stuff, but even excluding that the interaction is weird because you can see that he has no idea how to talk to children or give females a complement that isn’t related to being pretty.
  15. That’s called sleep paralysis
  16. Yeah it does have that bullseye look. I’d get it looked at professionally rather than risk having a hole in my foot.
  17. Watched gremlins early by myself before anyone was up. Did Xmas presents. Ate a lot. Just finished die hard with the family. No complaints.
  18. Do you want to get into a convo about a current real life situation where a large amount of people believe things that aren’t true?
  19. This isn’t a thing. They turned billions without consent. But they won’t take a piece of you without consent, like they won’t take an apple off of a tree.
  20. They won’t get away with naming anything that’s not Trump.
  21. They were equally sure they’d win the 2011, 2024, and 2025 games right up until those games got played. And should be reminded of that. Probably up until the final minute of each game, actually. That’s when they produce the excuses.
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