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Pato del Muerto

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Everything posted by Pato del Muerto

  1. No way. But there’s no reason to drag Frank Gifford’s name through the mud.
  2. He used pepper spray first. Then switched to knife when that didn’t stop the attack. He is probably sure to have some self defense measures for a job that has him alone in city alleys overnight.
  3. Well, that’s nice.
  4. Lots of illegals attending the Super Bowl, are there? Wonder if they’ll report any arrests for show, or just use the US treasury to attend the Super Bowl.
  5. Now that’s a dumb choice. Already in fg range.
  6. That and that thick lower half.
  7. I’d consider voting Trump in 28
  8. We are going to have to wait until Alderaan gets blown up to wake everyone up. So, which city is our Alderaan?
  9. This question probably weighs on me as much as the actual tyrannical acts do. Feels like cowardice hidden behind family concerns. But it’s tough to put the security of my family at risk to do what’s right. It’s also not difficult to envision that by the time my family’s security is threatened by the tyranny, it will be too late. the hope I guess is that the head of the snake has one too many Big Macs and keels over dead while there’s still time to claw back our free nation.
  10. The horns didn’t play like shit because helobius made that post. Helobius made that post because the horns were going to play like shit.
  11. This is bad again? Sounds like infringement.
  12. If you’re going to fix it, correct the end also.
  13. Ryan Adams prints like a 2nd grader?
  14. So she’s anorexic now too?
  15. Now I’m jealous of Scott
  16. So…where did the attempted robbery victim story come from? Agent?
  17. That was a 400 foot shot with topspin. Just walloped.
  18. Left guard and center both being terrible just creates too big a hole for defenses to exploit. Compounded by a lack of elite (and sometimes even serviceable) qb play to overcome it.
  19. Yeah. I’m not worried about them doing anything great this season, but I’m really down on the horns right now and their chances of improving.
  20. Their all whites like poked pretty good. These all blacks look like shit. /no racist bummed how much better they look than us.
  21. B12 refs giving tech a nice piece of support.
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