Pato del Muerto
Certifiably Surly
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Butt Fumble Guy in Critical Condition
No way. But there’s no reason to drag Frank Gifford’s name through the mud.
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Butt Fumble Guy in Critical Condition
He used pepper spray first. Then switched to knife when that didn’t stop the attack. He is probably sure to have some self defense measures for a job that has him alone in city alleys overnight.
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My weekend at The Swamp 2025
Well, that’s nice.
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Dog Killer, Kristi Noem
Lots of illegals attending the Super Bowl, are there? Wonder if they’ll report any arrests for show, or just use the US treasury to attend the Super Bowl.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Now that’s a dumb choice. Already in fg range.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Now a 2 score game.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Made it a 3 score game.
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Texas Softball 2026 - Running it Back.
That and that thick lower half.
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Trump’s America
I’d consider voting Trump in 28
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Trump’s America
We are going to have to wait until Alderaan gets blown up to wake everyone up. So, which city is our Alderaan?
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Kicker’s broken. Throw away and buy another.
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Trump’s America
This question probably weighs on me as much as the actual tyrannical acts do. Feels like cowardice hidden behind family concerns. But it’s tough to put the security of my family at risk to do what’s right. It’s also not difficult to envision that by the time my family’s security is threatened by the tyranny, it will be too late. the hope I guess is that the head of the snake has one too many Big Macs and keels over dead while there’s still time to claw back our free nation.
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Fuck you, Helobious.
The horns didn’t play like shit because helobius made that post. Helobius made that post because the horns were going to play like shit.
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Papers, please. Surly thread of deportation cruelty dominance
This is bad again? Sounds like infringement.
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Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
If you’re going to fix it, correct the end also.
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Butt Fumble Guy in Critical Condition
- The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Ryan Adams prints like a 2nd grader?- Dog Killer, Kristi Noem
So she’s anorexic now too?- Scott Wilson
Now I’m jealous of Scott- Butt Fumble Guy in Critical Condition
So…where did the attempted robbery victim story come from? Agent?- 2025 ALDS - Tigers vs Mariners
That was a 400 foot shot with topspin. Just walloped.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Left guard and center both being terrible just creates too big a hole for defenses to exploit. Compounded by a lack of elite (and sometimes even serviceable) qb play to overcome it.- Miss State Bulldogs at Texum aggy Bulldogs SECN
Yeah. I’m not worried about them doing anything great this season, but I’m really down on the horns right now and their chances of improving.- Miss State Bulldogs at Texum aggy Bulldogs SECN
Their all whites like poked pretty good. These all blacks look like shit. /no racist bummed how much better they look than us.- The Texas Tech Red Raiders at The Houston Oilers (ESPN)
B12 refs giving tech a nice piece of support. - The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
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