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Gil Bang

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  1. Top 3? So besides Sark and "the Elk", who's the third? and by the way, after watching that shit for 4 hours, there's nothing wrong with being drunk.
  2. is there something about the Texas "kids" that makes them dumber than the Alabama "kids" that executed his offense quite well?
  3. sorry to interrupt the shit flinging, but I have a practical question for the lawdogs: (no idea if @Foosters has dealt with this situation, but if you have, please chime in) I assume as soon as they identified this asshole, his house was swarmed by feds and local (Houston) authorities? Would the search warrant approved by a Federal judge or a state judge in LA or a judge in Houston? Who gets the warrant? Feds or local cops? How do the mechanics work?
  4. some really bad predictions on this thread
  5. Yeah...heading to the final 4 is much worse than going 5-7, you fucking idiot.
  6. as usual, it's beautiful weather in the most beautiful venue in the game of football.
  7. The GF's DIL flew Zip from LAX and she liked it and would do it again.
  8. his newsletter...I would like to subscribe.
  9. I assume that later tonight you'll show her some snuff porn?
  10. back to back playoffs, and let's shitcan the coach.
  11. Nice work Ewers, you fucking cunt
  12. OK mofos. I'm ready. Stocked cooler and plenty of snacks. Let's go!
  13. You left out the important part of the review: is their tits/ass/snatch?
  14. I'm a capital one customer (two cards) and I really like the way they do business.
  15. But did he leer at your wife's tits?
  16. Derka's out of the penalty box today, right?
  17. I had the E34 and it was the best car I've ever owned. Rock solid.
  18. BTW...the women in Argentina...holy moly.
  19. I was in Buenos Aires a few years back. The GF and I met two other couples (one gay, one straight) in the hotel bar one afternoon. They were fun, funny people, all of them. One of the gay dudes spoke the lingo and had been there a lot. He suggested we all go to dinner together at a steakhouse that he liked. So, we jump in a couple of cabs. I remember eating like a pig...I think the 6 of us had 4 nice bottles of Malbec. Great steaks, sides, trimmings, etc. When it came time to split the bill, I think our share was 45 bucks or so. I wish I remember the name of the restaurant.
  20. Gil Bang

    Landman

    I think if you check, you'll find that it's a 24 pack of Ultra vs 30 with the others. Meanwhile, can anybody tell me who is the annoying cunt that sings "paramount paramount paramount plus" to the tune of Jingle bell rock? Because I will hire a hitman to get rid of her.
  21. Mace is so great. Who else would tell the crowd at a "prayer breakfast" that she didn't give her boyfriend any pussy that morning because she was running late to the prayer breakfast. "
  22. MyPillow founder Mike Lindell has once again found himself staring down the wrong end of a seven-figure lawsuit, this time being dragged into court by a merchant cash advance firm that accuses the bedding magnate and election fraud conspiracist of ducking out on nearly $1.5 million in outstanding debt. Cobalt Funding Solutions, a New York City-based “alternative capital provider,” makes loans to businesses against their future sales, taking a set portion of a company’s revenues until the principal is repaid, plus a handsome premium. Lindell, for his part, has called the entire future receivables industry a “sham,” and drew first blood against Cobalt earlier this month with a lawsuit claiming the whopping 409 annual percentage rate it charged him while in a desperate cash crunch was “illegal,” “usurious,” and a legalized form of loan sharking. Now, Cobalt has returned fire in a civil complaint filed last Friday in state court. Although the 63-year-old MAGA fan has stopped paying, the complaint says he has “continued to generate and collect millions of dollars in revenue from sales of, among other things, Pillows and bedding accessories since October 18, 2024.” Reached by phone on Monday, Lindell told The Independent he had not been previously aware that Cobalt was countersuing and had not yet reviewed any of the court filings. He claimed, without providing specifics, that Cobalt has “gotten in trouble before” for its business practices, and that “there was a lot of stuff that went around with that,” but that “they keep doing what they’re doing.” However, Lindell continued, “I don’t know what it all involves.” As for Cobalt’s lawsuit against him and MyPillow, Lindell said, “I just don’t want to get out in front of things here. The lawyers are handling that. It’s not my priority right now, I’m trying to run companies and get rid of the electronic voting machines. That’s my focus.” In an email on Monday, Christopher Murray, the attorney representing Cobalt in court, declined to comment on the case, citing firm policy. Merchant cash advances, also called “factoring” arrangements, are not subject to usury laws. The ugly dispute between Lindell and Cobalt dates back to September 16, when Cobalt paid Lindell about $1.5 million for $2.2 million in expected MyPillow receipts, according to the complaint. From that point on, Cobalt would debit MyPillow’s bank account each business day for $45,000, an estimated 7.57 percent of its proceeds, a spreadsheet attached to the complaint shows. Lindell made regular payments through mid-October, for a total of $814,064.76, Cobalt’s complaint states. But it says Lindell suddenly cut off Cobalt’s access to the account, and has prevented it from debiting the rest of the money due under the contract — $1,447,226, plus $200 in blocked payment fees charged by the bank — as agreed. Since then, Lindell, who personally guaranteed the loan and is himself liable for it, has “refused to resume” making payments, according to the complaint. After Lindell launched a personal crusade to “prove” the 2020 presidential election was stolen from Donald Trump, his products were dropped by big box retailers and the cash-strapped MyPillow was evicted from its Minnesota warehouse over unpaid rent. He has been dropped by his attorneys over millions in unpaid fees, ordered by a judge to pay $5 million to a computer programmer who disproved his claims of voter fraud, and continues to battle defamation suits by America’s largest voting machine companies over Lindell’s false allegations. In September, Lindell was sued by a California vendor for ignoring bills adding up to the mid-six-figures.
  23. so, you're calling for the assassination of Don Jr? wait...the WHITE guy was the one driving the cab? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
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