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Gil Bang

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  1. where are his RBI numbers if he bats 3rd or cleanup instead of leadoff? He's insanely good.
  2. you could have gone with...
  3. Tony Gwynn was the best hitter in the game for a decade, and the Padres drew shit, because Tony hit a grounder through a hole in the infield where nobody was standing and nobody gave a fuck. I loved the dude, but you didn't see Tony go 2 for 4 on sports center. Shohei's the most exciting player in my lifetime, and I've got saggy balls.
  4. Meh. "the cycle" is a silly thing. You know what's better than "the cycle"? Two doubles, a triple, and a homer. Or a single, two triples, and a HR. Or a single and 3 HR. you get the point I'm making. It's like "this weekend, I fucked a fat girl, and normal girl, and a hot girl". You can always do better. Shohei's got a double, a triple, and a homer...is he trying to hit a single to get "the cycle"? Fuck no...he's trying to put one in the fucking upper deck of center.
  5. If those are your kids, I'm pretty sure that immamac has been fucking your wife.
  6. they put that trucoat on at the factory!
  7. the MVP conversation is over, right? He gets all the votes?
  8. I think so.
  9. 5 for 5 today
  10. SHOHEI HR 50/50 mofos
  11. tuning in.
  12. Sho got a steal tonight
  13. So, my dad has Direct Tv. They had the bullshit dispute with ESPN/ABC. My dad was pissed that he would miss the Horns last weekend. I was up there last wednesday, and I put a trial of YouTube TV on his set, so he could watch the game. Meanwhile, Direct TV and Disney settled, so he got the game anyway. So the trial isn't up, and I found myself sleeping in a beachhouse that had no cable for the last couple of nights. I did have internet, so I tried the YouTube TV on my laptop. I found some obscure channel called "get". Rockford, Quincy, and Sanford back-to-back-to-back, and I fucking loved it. I'm gonna cancel the trial because I have cable at home, but I'm digging this shit.
  14. must have been the same, because nothing is "similar".
  15. GF's son is a gulfstream guy and works at Van Nuys, and I'll see him this weekend. I can't wait to get the scoop on this one. I sat in one and climbed all over it. when my kid graduated. Fucking cool as shit. He's been doing gunnery stuff this week...perhaps the Texas boys have been doing the same.
  16. The difference being, Delta guys don't hire publicists.
  17. Yeah? Because I'm at the beach right now and it's...dare I say...nicer than Lubbock and Amarillo combined.
  18. Shohei HR #48
  19. george rosewood
  20. if childers were on Sirius 100 instead of 84 his name would be "Sal".
  21. You actually pay attention to Chris fucking Childers? Are you on the fucking spectrum? Chris Childers is a fucking clown. He's a sideshow freak. He's a moron. His one purpose in life is to set up Rick fucking Neuheisel, who, despite his failures, actually knows something about football. Childers is an idiot that buys jerseys on Ebay and has them tailored.
  22. absolutely. The "exodus" from CA has made us greater. Most of those that have left are total shitheads, and they've gone to shithead-friendly places.
  23. Quoting myself: WaPo has a story which I'm unable to link, saying that the SS has shown Trump MULTIPLE photos of him golfing, and told him "if they can photograph you with a zoom lens, they can shoot you with a scoped rifle". Dotard brushed them off, saying his courses are safe. In fact, his courses are not safe. They have city streets adjacent to them, and a multitude of other security issues. Obama loved to golf, but almost always golfed on a military base, often in Hawaii, but sometimes at Andrews. That's MUCH better security wise. Reagan gave up golf after a nut busted into the course when he was playing and took hostages. Reagan said his love for the game was irrelevant if it endangered others. After that incident, he only golfed on Annenburg's private course. But fucking Dotard don't give a fuck.
  24. So, MTG says the golf trip was a last-minute thing, and not on any schedule. Assuming that's the case, how the fuck is the SS supposed to secure a fucking golf course on a whim? How about the fat fuck doesn't go golfing unless he gives the SS 24 hours to get it's shit together security-wise?
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