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Gil Bang

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  1. Yeah, I see what you mean. That's when you get the local building department involved. I understand that your building department probably doesn't have the same teeth as the ones out here, but that's some bullshit.
  2. If you can get a good one, that's a screaming bargain. A very serviceable guitar
  3. he shouldn't have planted that camera in the ladies room
  4. A few years back, a bunch of haircut shops opened up in my town and adjacent towns. They were a chain, but Icannot remember which ones. One day, they all closed on the same day. I had been getting my hair cut there for a while, so I ran into a gal that had worked there as she was now working at another local shop. She told me that the owners were immigrants and to get here legally, they had to invest a certain sum into businesses. They chose the hair shops, and as soon as they were legal, they said fuck it, closed everything, and retired.
  5. PM Dillo Pad. He's a neighborhood expert
  6. It's a shame you had to get all of those guys. A competent inspector (they exist) should have been able to alert you to the structural issues, electrical hazards, etc. If you REALLY like the house and the inspector says something is iffy, well, then it's a good idea to get a second opinion.
  7. so, if I understand you correctly; she keeps her hand on the jammie keeps her finger near the trigger?
  8. Sure, but it's not like anybody there needs a shit stick.
  9. Burchett is the guy that said McCarthy called him night before last to see which way he was voting. He told McCartney he was "praying" on it, and McCarthy openly mocked him over it. That's when he said "fuck it".
  10. I like the looks of that tele, but 1800 is a lot of dough for a mexican made fender.
  11. 1) Where is Sadler? 2) Ol' Jimbo still out on Mental Health leave I see.
  12. Rep. Burchett on with Tapper. Said that he was praying looking for guidance for which way to vote, McCarthy called him last night and "mocked" his faith. He said right there he knew that he was voting to remove.
  13. I wish the cocksucker would gag on a McNugget and stroke out
  14. She needs it to activate her Lovesense Lush when somebody tips 50 tokens on chaturbate.
  15. I worked for an S&L for about a dozen years. I was in construction lending, and then when things went to shit and we stopped making construction loans, they moved me to REO. I had a shit commercial property in my REO portfolio. Some dipshit commercial broker calls me and tells me that he's got a buyer, but he can only buy if we finance the purchase (Loan to Facilitate). I tell him to have his buyer call me directly to discuss the financing. Guy calls, I tell him the usual shit; I need two years tax returns, 6 months bank statements...yada yada whatever we asked for in the 90's. I get the shit, and I send it over to my buddy in underwriting. Here's how it worked: if he passed the initial smell test with underwriting, we could execute a purchase agreement, and both parties had an out. The buyer's out was typical due diligance. Seller's out was his creditworthiness. Anyway, the next day, my buddy in underwriting calls me and says "WTF, are you drinking on the job? This motherfucker cannot afford this property, he doesn't make shit". I cuss my buddy out because I didn't even look at the package because it's not my fucking job because I've got 35 shit properties I'm trying to unload. Anyway, I call the prospective buyer and say hey dude, your income doesn't work for us. Guy says "oh shit, I gave you the wrong tax returns. I'll fax the "real" tax returns over in a few". Sure enough, he sends over a totally different set of returns. I reach in my desk drawer for a form called "Report of Appearant Crime", fill it out, and fax it to the FBI as we routinely did.
  16. No jury dude. It's a bench trial.
  17. Is the alleged truck-stealing roofer back?
  18. Walked in on Larry watching "Motel Dick" starring Gil Bang.
  19. not enough toothless fat women in the stands. OU looks SEC ready, but not Texas.
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