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Gil Bang

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  1. Fuck, I fell for it. OTOH, is Pancho paying by the fucking keystroke? Put "JDV" and an idiot like me can figure it out, but "JV"???
  2. why wouldn't you fire this idiot? am I out of touch because I had no idea who "JV" is? (until previously answered).
  3. the poison thing is shitty, because a hawk or owl grabs Mr. Rat, and now the bird has been poisoned. I only use the electric traps these days. They're humane, and clean. Mr. Rat goes in for a bite of peanut butter, gets tazed, and that's that.
  4. one day the GF was away for work, and the housekeeper was coming. I was doing the usual pre-clean...making sure that the toys were hidden, picking up the dirty undies, etc. My old boss (and mentor, and dear friend) calls. I tell him I'm pre-cleaning for the housekeeper, and ask him if they do that. He laughs in my ear and says I can beat that. They had the same housekeeper, every Tuesday, for 30+ years. She was like a family member, but she got so old and senile that she was a terrible cleaner. They knew that she needed the money, so they couldn't fire her, so, they hired ANOTHER housekeeper, to come in on Wednesdays, and actually clean the house.
  5. Tip for those flying AA in steerage: they FA's have new tablets that shows passenger seats, etc. They used to be able to swipe your card for drinks and food purchases. They were recently given new devices, and these devices cannot swipe a card...they can only do the tap thing. I have an old CC that I use for travel only, and it isn't comparable with the tap thing. So, my drinks were comped. I plan on hanging on to this old card as long as possible, just for AA in-flight purchases.
  6. In all fairness, she's a bit of a slut, but I suspect her cooch smells delightful.
  7. recent fish camp graduates?
  8. and, when you're a jet you're a jet all the way.
  9. if those fucks didn't get the message when he threw paper towels at them after a hurricane...well, they deserved to get their asses kicked by the Jets.
  10. I imagine that this is how @Brisketexan slides up to the jury box
  11. I've fired a cap and ball, but not a flintlock. What's the delay between trigger pull and firing?
  12. I find the bolded part surprising. I would expect insulation replacement and cleanup to be the biggest chunk. Sealing gaps is easy.
  13. "we'll give some land to the..."
  14. AKA "The Falwell"
  15. @drifter379any iron maiden stories you've heard?
  16. I didn't watch it the first time, because Rogan and Trump are both idiots. I glanced at the transcript, and saw the part where trump says CA has blackouts every weekend. I live in CA, so I know he's a lying cocksucker. I needed to see no more after that.
  17. I call bullshit. Show your work motherfucker.
  18. I would argue that it's always been that way.
  19. our resident Big Rig owner/driver is hauling gear for that tour.
  20. She's always been a dumb twat.
  21. also, I need to know more about that "giant lake" that CA decided they didn't want anymore, so we got rid of it
  22. I'm reading about how we have brownouts every weekend in CA. Now I'm worried about watching the game later...I was unaware that I lose electricity on a regular basis.
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