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Gil Bang

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  1. that's a big fucking "if" in a state like Texas.
  2. Gil Bang

    Landman

    a hardass Mexican drinking Michelob Ultra is the phoniest thing in the entire show.
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    Obama

    Twice has long balls?
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    Obama

    remember when we had THIS kind of leader?
  5. Briles deserves to have an itchy asshole for the rest of his life
  6. Nobody coached in the portal or NIL era...until they did. He was a top-10 coach, a first-ballot hall of famer. He could be successful today.
  7. https://www.impactivize.org/impactivizereporting/a-legal-group-founded-by-stephen-miller-filed-a-federal-complaint-on-tuesday-against-the-national-football-league-nfls-san-francisco-49ers-over-their-dei-programs/
  8. I'm sure I posted this several weeks ago, but I will do so again. has Bob Stoops' phone been ringing during all of this chaos?
  9. it does, but often the seals fail (or were never installed properly in the first place)
  10. I doubt he'll win, but he's a good man for the job. I only discovered this news because Isbell played his campaign kickoff, and videos are out there.
  11. are you filling the tub higher than the overflow?
  12. did Nicole murder him?
  13. I'm watching the new Spinal Tap on HBO, and Nigel is playing one.
  14. Michael J. Fucked Up
  15. for those not familiar with Kyle Clark from Denver, he's the best of the best, and he should be anchoring the network news, or doing a Sunday show.
  16. I'll wait for Roger Stone's newsletter before investing.
  17. Power imbalance? That happens when one person has the pussy and the other doesn't.
  18. many states classify oral sex as "sodomy". Michigan is one of those. I'd like to think that Blondie takes it up the keister, but, maybe not.
  19. Of course, I NOW introduce myself in that manner, but when I met her, "Gil Bang" only existed in the mind of Larry David.
  20. I understand that reference! I've met her. It took her 2.2 seconds to inform me that she was "the" Sharona..."the one the song's about".
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