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Gil Bang

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  1. do they even make flannel shirts to fit that gorilla?
  2. 25 miles from Westwood to the Rose Bowl, 13 to Sofi. Like that matters?
  3. yep. I'd like to be in her shoes.
  4. Newsom isn't gonna let UCLA bend over. He's one of a handful of national politicians (like him or hate him) that isn't afraid to tell Donny to fuck right off.
  5. jacking off isn't going to help much.
  6. Let's hope it's a success!
  7. a college girlfriend of mine; her dad was this short, wiry Italian guy...completely full of shit (in a good way), with a hot italian temper, kind heart, etc. Avid golfer, great dad. He came down with ALS. I cannot imagine a bigger mismatch between man and affliction. his passing was a blessing to all that knew him, because seeing him in that condition was difficult.
  8. on another note, I'm going to be vacant in my studio next week. I'm getting lots of interest. When a prospective tenant tells you that they have not one, but TWO "emotional support animals", you gotta wonder just how fucked up they could be
  9. here it is, if any of y'all are interested. https://www.redfin.com/CA/San-Diego/4007-Everts-St-92109/unit-3G/home/5177553 We are having Santa Ana winds, and it's absolutely beautiful weather. The pussy on that boardwalk...holy moly. Every hot piece of ass at UCSD and their milf moms were jogging there yesterday and today.
  10. wrote an all-cash offer today...30 minutes after they accepted another offer. I'm better, full-price and cash. Listing agent is loving life, having an ace in the hole.
  11. looks like it was made in the mar a Lago kitchen. Just add ketchup They are still grilling them, right? I remember the stink when they started boiling them many years back
  12. Perhaps the biggest asshole in football, which would put him high in the running for biggest asshole worldwide. You think it can't get worse? Stand by:
  13. John Bianco was the guy that orchestrated the shout-out to Wilson during the Florida game. He's very accessible, and he knows how to get shit done.
  14. ah shit.
  15. yeah, I got a notification that he's playing out here...one of the spots is a casino in Temecula. Nice theater. I'll try to get tix.
  16. Not the preferred nomenclature, dude.
  17. the Rao's eggplant parm slams and goes hard.
  18. There is no Bird or Magic in Shohei's world.
  19. and instead of going home with money in her pocket, she waits several days and then gets taxed on the deal. Your 10 dollar tip just became a 6 dollar tip.
  20. this thread makes me so...curious, I suppose, about the surly "I never carry cash" contingent. I guess they never tip...or do they ask Consuela the hotel maid for her fucking Venmo?
  21. Has the name "Bob Stoops" come up anywhere? He's only 65
  22. getting tested for autism? That's what you get for taking tylenol, you dumb cunt.
  23. arrivederci, cocksuckers. See you all tomorrow evening.
  24. listen assholes, I'm good for 3 more outs, then I'm the fuck out of here.
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