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Gil Bang

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  1. I had an employer that did business with a company in Dallas. When we all flew in to DFW for our initial meeting, they took us to lunch...at California Pizza Kitchen.
  2. My work has taken me to places where Chili's is the nicest restaurant in town.
  3. He's playing the "war hero who took a bullet for his country" angle, obviously.
  4. I don't claim to be a tax expert, but I think the answer is no. The only way to avoid taxes is to do a 1039 into another "like" property, or move into the house for 2 years. Is she buying a condo, or a co-op? (co-ops are very common in NYC). If she's buying a condo, you might get away with it if you purchase as tenants-in-common, but then again, I don't know shit about fuck.
  5. meh. It kinda sucked, but if you liked it, good for you.
  6. Peart fit Rush perfectly, just as Weinberg fits the E Street Band.
  7. I demonstrated my supremacy in South Austin's mom's colon last night.
  8. WTF is going on with these assholes vs. Planet Fitness? That dumbshit Kid Rock said something about Planet Fitness the other day, and I just heard that they (PF) are getting multiple bomb threats from the whackos every day.
  9. When you're fucking an A&M coed, and the dog barks, do you have to pull out?
  10. Ace Atkins has written some shit about Phenix City.
  11. When my kid was there, I had to drive over to Phenix City to the Piggly Wiggly to buy beer on Sunday, because Georgia and Jesus.
  12. Gil Bang

    SpaceX

    From Vista. And another tomorrow
  13. taken to Guantanamo and waterboarded.
  14. what kind of asshole doesn't love dogs?
  15. The only thing worse than Steely Dan's music is their fans. It's total dogshit, and, much like Rush fans, SD fans go full Derka in an attempt to make you "see the light" that they're great. No dude, they fucking blow. And you get extra-asshole points if, at any point, you refer to them as "The Dan".
  16. McCartney was on Stern recently, and when asked about best drummer ever, he said "Ringo" immediately. Then he went on to talk about how fucking wacky Keith Moon was, etc.
  17. "I got some pussy last night" "oh shit...I heard about a guy that got some pussy and now he's paying child support for 18 years"
  18. Necro bump: when I lived in Dana Point (12 years back) Martin Gershwitz (sp) was a local in town and used to host (and play in) open jams at a local watering hole. The dude played GREAT, but holy shit, he looked like a parody of a geriatric rock star. Very long, very thinning hair, with a bad dye job. Oh yeah...the guitar player from The Busboys was a regular too. heck of a player.
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