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Gil Bang

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  1. whatever happened to Jonny M. He was a good dude
  2. of course. Shitbags of a feather...
  3. no idea about the piano, but he was Jerry's cousin. Imagine, being related to Jerry Lee and being even fucking creepier than the guy that married a 13 year old.
  4. the whole closing industry is a shitshow. I was a manager of an escrow company. I didn't do escrows, I managed a fund control for construction lenders, but downstairs we had about 10 escrow officers doing closings and exchanges. There was somebody crying at her desk every fucking day.
  5. arrivederci, cocksucker. See you in hell, you horrible shitbag.
  6. oh for fucks sake
  7. not only is she evil, she's also corrupt https://www.yahoo.com/news/kristi-noem-secretly-accepted-huge-152942068.html
  8. elaborate por favor
  9. meanwhile, No factory for you, Nancy, you fucking cunt\
  10. And she will get it
  11. couldn't the water have come in at an earlier time?
  12. which is why I send all of my business to one specific company. They tend not to fuck around with a good customer
  13. as others have said, whatever the title officer says is what matters. That always seems to be the case in this sort of thing.
  14. those big vagina ladies have been getting away with murder
  15. I swear this is a true story: My uncle was a police chief. We were close to my uncle, and he was close to his cops, so we knew all of them and regularly saw them at cookouts, at the lake, whatever. One of his cops, a woman named Tina, participated in some exchange program where she went to England to hang with their cops for a bit, and one of their cops came her after. Of course, she ended up fucking the limey. Anyway, we are all at dinner (my family, uncle's family, Tina and the limey) and the limey goes up to the bartender to ask where he can find a fag.
  16. The drunken passenger who grabbed a woman’s hair and spat in her face during an explosive meltdown on a Southwest Airlines flight is a New York City-based artist, who has worked for high-end brands like Maybelline, Steve Madden and Adidas, according to her online profile. Leanna Perry, a 32-year-old illustrator, was filmed berating fellow passengers and throwing a violent fit as travelers and airline employees tried to remove her from the plane at LaGuardia airport early Tuesday morning. The bizarre outburst led witnesses to describe Perry as seeming “possessed” before she was escorted off and arrested. Perry’s social media and website where she shares her work revealed that when she’s not ruining flights, she’s worked as an artist and designer for several major brands including Maybelline, Adidas, MAC, Steve Madden, Hot Topic, and Shein. “Shut the f–k up, don’t f–king touch me!” Perry screamed at the bewildered woman, video shows, before other passengers and airline staff intervened. A Southwest employee repeatedly asked Perry to let go of the woman’s hair — but she refused, videos show. Staff finally separated the two and zip-tied Perry’s hands behind her back — but her tantrum wasn’t over. Perry continued to hurl insults at the woman, calling her an “ugly-ass bitch,” while other passengers also got caught in her verbal line of fire. “I’m sorry black guy! My boyfriend’s black so shut the f–k up,” she slurred to a man assisting the Southwest employees as she stumbled. Perry then lifted her head and spit right in the face of the woman she had been harassing, video shows. The group restraining her then pulled her away. “Your boyfriend’s d–k is like 2 inches big. It’s embarrassing. I’m so sorry about your boyfriend,” she continued in the offensive rant directed at the woman. Perry then said that she “can’t breathe” and fell to the floor between seats, the video shows. “F–k you!” she then screamed as she violently flailed her legs in the air, kicking another passenger, video shows. The Minneapolis College of Art and Design graduate was charged with resisting arrest, obstructing governmental administration, disorderly conduct, three counts of harassment and three counts of attempted assault, according to the complaint.
  17. We need regime change...in Israel and the U.S.
  18. just seen on bluesky: "Dubya Dubya II"
  19. common fucking sense. Why the fuck else would somebody give billions to Jared fucking Kushner?
  20. is this a "put on"? Do you seriously believe that Saudi doesn't have nukes? They bought them from Jared Kushner for god's sake.
  21. I had a text exchange earlier tonight with an active-duty service member. Some of you might "read between the lines", but anyway, he texted me and said "Jesus Christ, it's a great day to be part of the 'immediate reaction force'". I may have made an editorial comment or two about Trump and Hegseth. Now this particular soldier; he's a big fan of "The Wire". I reminded him of the episode when Valchek sent Carver down to the port to ticket all the stevedore's cars. Frank Sobatka comes out to Carver all "What the fuck...we've been parking here since the ships had sails on 'em". Carver says "listen, the word came down from the Major's office that all cars here were to get papered". Sobatka: "who's the Major" "Valchek". "Stan Valchek? That little fuck. Listen, no offense to you, but you work for a bleeding asshole". Carver tilts his had and replies "more than one, actually". Then I told him, "dude, you're Carver". He responded "Facts". Was HEB open?
  22. I only DM with South Austin's mom. Your mom? Nah.
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