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Gil Bang

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  1. WTF is going on with these assholes vs. Planet Fitness? That dumbshit Kid Rock said something about Planet Fitness the other day, and I just heard that they (PF) are getting multiple bomb threats from the whackos every day.
  2. When you're fucking an A&M coed, and the dog barks, do you have to pull out?
  3. Ace Atkins has written some shit about Phenix City.
  4. When my kid was there, I had to drive over to Phenix City to the Piggly Wiggly to buy beer on Sunday, because Georgia and Jesus.
  5. Gil Bang

    SpaceX

    From Vista. And another tomorrow
  6. taken to Guantanamo and waterboarded.
  7. what kind of asshole doesn't love dogs?
  8. The only thing worse than Steely Dan's music is their fans. It's total dogshit, and, much like Rush fans, SD fans go full Derka in an attempt to make you "see the light" that they're great. No dude, they fucking blow. And you get extra-asshole points if, at any point, you refer to them as "The Dan".
  9. McCartney was on Stern recently, and when asked about best drummer ever, he said "Ringo" immediately. Then he went on to talk about how fucking wacky Keith Moon was, etc.
  10. "I got some pussy last night" "oh shit...I heard about a guy that got some pussy and now he's paying child support for 18 years"
  11. Necro bump: when I lived in Dana Point (12 years back) Martin Gershwitz (sp) was a local in town and used to host (and play in) open jams at a local watering hole. The dude played GREAT, but holy shit, he looked like a parody of a geriatric rock star. Very long, very thinning hair, with a bad dye job. Oh yeah...the guitar player from The Busboys was a regular too. heck of a player.
  12. meanwhile, my mail carrier stops the truck every morning, to get out and feed our dogs a pupperoni.
  13. you sound like a giant cunt. I see you're a "former" delivery driver. For which Southern Sheriff's office do you work now?
  14. I love working with "good" investors. I listed a property that my investor has used as a rental for 10 years. The tenants moved and left it super clean, but the smell of wet dog is thick in the air. I'm trying to figure out how I'm gonna overcome this. The seller asks me how the property looks, and I tell him everything is great except the dog smell. "Fuck that...do you have a carpet guy? Find out how fast we can get new carpet and have your guy call me for a credit card number". Booyah. My carpet guy will measure today and install thursday.
  15. I'd put Axl ahead of DLR, but that's just me.
  16. The hobby lobby version would have "I play rhythm, Jesus plays lead" painted on it.
  17. Y'all misunderstand me. I don't hate the player, I hate the game. I think Martin should have kept their brand "pure". I don't blame anybody for finding something that they like and can afford.
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