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Gil Bang

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  1. cross post
  2. Shortly after the war started, Maher had some woman on the show that was a long-time Intel officer. Maher made a remark that it was surprising that the Russian equipment was shitty. The Intel lady laughed in his face. She said they had a dirty joke in the Intel community and asked if he'd like to hear it. He said yes. She said "what doesn't fit up your ass and doesn't buzz" Maher: I don't know Lady: A soviet-made ass buzzer
  3. I hope Fox News covers this story...so Trump will hear about it.
  4. BTW, Hee Haw was worth a watch just to watch Roy Clark shred on 1 song.
  5. Lulu: "Junior, you never say nice thing to me" Junior "Well, for a big ol' fat girl, you don't sweat much"
  6. Bijan is so fucking good, and such a nice guy. Goes to all the line guys and shakes their hands.
  7. put him on the same ticket as the "asswater" guy and you've got my vote
  8. let me take a moment to say "fuck you Murphy, you redheaded, freckled prick".
  9. shitty Because of the stigma. Sex is celebrated in the shops. In target, you're worried that you're being judged buying a bottle of KY. In a sex shop? It's some chick behind the counter with purple hair and there's no shame whatsoever. She'll be "is this lube for anal? Try this other brand. It's my favorite when I take it up the ass". Or "you should try this vibrator..." or whatever.
  10. Sandy Alomar has passed. I remember watching him with the Angels.
  11. Gil Bang

    The Wire

    "your partner...bit of an asshole"
  12. Mr. Fancy Car over here.
  13. Oh for fuck's sake. BYU ain't hiring a guy that's married to a black woman.
  14. he's Janice Soprano
  15. I was thinking that UCLA may turn it around, then I took a look at their remaining schedule. Fuck.
  16. wash it while the wrinkles are gone
  17. good time for this dickhead to throw another pick
  18. it would have been a good time for a Mack Brown pooch punt
  19. he's never jizzed on a massage girl?
  20. haha we aren't the only ones with stupid penalties
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