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Gil Bang

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  1. VA and FHA do a hybrid appraisal/inspection. It's not a substitute for a "real" inspection, but, quite often, the VA or FHA appraiser will call out something and require a repair before close of escrow. I've had an FHA appraiser call out peeling paint on fascia board, holes in window screens, etc. Conventional mortgages are straight appraisal. The appraisal considers the condition of the property vs. comparables, but they don't call out repairs.
  2. A neighbor here had a "heart attack", and his family started a go fund me. A month or so later, they remodeled their kitchen and built a new deck.
  3. soccer was invented by European ladies so they would have something to do while their husbands cooked dinner.
  4. if "MI" stands for "a pressure-treated 4x4 repeatedly rammed up his asshole until he bleeds to death", then I'm right there with you.
  5. irrelevant, but I fucking loathe all the corporate names. "Coors", "Target", etc. I suppose Wrigley was/is as well, but it doesn't bother me. Same with Petco. It's a nice place, but "Jack Murphy" was a better name.
  6. I always pick up a hooker so I can use the carpool lane.
  7. Shohei with #20
  8. will you be laying pipe in said patio? on a patio that gets occasional use, a mini-split seems ideal.
  9. It's official: the average I.Q. of the Senate is about to go up. https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5316194-tuberville-run-governor-alabama-gop/
  10. She told Stern that her strategy for ending fights with her partner is to give him a blowjob at the start of the fight.
  11. his best song is about beating his woman.
  12. Shohei with another dinger. That's 19 for the season.
  13. we need AI Carlin doing this bit
  14. Reports that Barron applied to Stanford, Columbia, and Harvard and went 0-3 (despite being "really good with the cyber). Hence, dotard's anger at those institutions.
  15. Fucking gash on every TV as I'm in the TSA line in Miami this morning.
  16. GF's mom was born there, and there's still quite a bit of family there, so we intend to go in the next year or two. Bookmarking this thread.
  17. I'm surprised he didn't pass this last time. The CA bar was so fucked up that they lowered the "passing" score, more or less. I know a complete idiot that went to a shitty law school and he just passed.
  18. They are "addicted" to weed like you're addicted to playing with your butthole. You do it over and over and over, and it becomes a habit.
  19. I'm in Miami, but I'm told that it was a foggy motherfucker in San Diego last night.
  20. I crossed it last December.
  21. "his thinking". That's precious.
  22. oh you can fuck right off. The punch-in-the-nose episode is one of the all-time greats.
  23. "it's arbitrary. It's capricious"
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