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Gil Bang

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  1. I'm fucking exhausted.
  2. yeah, he sort of fell down, he wasn't taken down.
  3. knock back a couple of Bloodys. That worked for me.
  4. How about "STOP DOGS WITH BEES IN THEIR MOUTHS AND WHEN THEY BARK THEY SHOOT BEES AT YOU"
  5. Arch will be much sharper. The butterflies will be gone.
  6. if the dog didn't stop to shit, he'd have caught that rabbit
  7. he was a huge piece of shit, pardoned for his crimes by an even bigger piece of shit.
  8. airplanes, then race cars. the NASCAR guys have done for a couple of decades now. A heavy stock car is very sensitive to tire pressures. It's not uncommon for a driver or crew chief to make an adjustment of 1/4 psi on a specific tire (right rear, etc). Rusty Wallace was famous for this. He knew this shit cold.
  9. rooting for the meteor
  10. oh fuck, that CSN sofa at the end...I almost shit myself laughing.
  11. Arrivederci, you crooked motherfucker. See you in hell.
  12. you overbuilt the shit out of this thing. And I'm here for it. Looks like about double the wall studs that you needed, and those rafters...holy hell. This thing is a bomb shelter.
  13. I like the dude that says Texas was chosen to fill a "roll", and then goes on to do a grammar correct on another poster.
  14. I agree 100%. My ex-wife went to the local Dr. Feelgood, and he wrote scripts for all sorts of anti-depressants. When she got really bad and we checked her in the the psych ward, the resident Psych over there looked at the drugs she had been taking and got seriously pissed off. I'm pretty sure he said "who the hell is the doctor that's been writing these scripts"
  15. I don't believe that's true in CA. A grand jury indictment means that there is no preliminary hearing, but you can catch a felony here without grand jury involvement. @Foosters???
  16. Sammy is one of the coolest mofos on the planet. Maybe that's his key to looking young? And, he was only around that bleeding asshole Eddie Van Halen for a limited time. I'm sure that helped.
  17. Wait, did I say "drag queen"? I meant "GOP Official" https://www.wral.com/news/local/surry-board-elections-drug-ice-cream-wilmington-august-2025/
  18. Sitting in the kitchen...where we spend most of our time, at our comfortable island with nice barstools and a TV. Laptops out, etc. GF says she's going to shower and then she'll see me in bed. Within a few moments, it's a fucking 5 alarm fire in my colon. This is a 4 bedroom bathroom main house, with one more in the guest house, and I destroy my undies before I can make it to the nearest. Straight to the garbage, and I'm such a mess that it's right into that shower for a hosing off of my disgusting self.
  19. holy hell, they're giving this treasonous cunt a military funeral. https://thehill.com/policy/defense/5474030-air-force-to-provide-funeral-honors-to-ashli-babbitt/ Is this cunt buried on San Diego? Because I WILL shit on her grave.
  20. Shohei on the mound. 1 ER and 9 K through 5
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