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Gil Bang

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  1. On July 26, 2024, the GF bought me a really sweet pair of Costa's. I dropped them the other day, face down on concrete and chipped them. I was bummed, until she just reminded me that she bought the 13 month insurance plan from Sunglass Hut. I called them, and for a $40 co pay, I can swap them for a new pair tomorrow. The insurance cost 19 bucks for glasses that cost $220. I'm gonna give it to her extra hard tonight to show my appreciation.
  2. I love the big band stuff; Tommy Dorsey, Glen Miller, etc. It's so fun to play. I was recently told that our local Community College has a big band program, and the same guys have been participating for years. I've thought about pulling a horn out of mothballs and working on getting my chops back and joining. IDGAF if I'm 4th chair. I think it would be a blast.
  3. future mariachi? BTW, went to a work friend's mom's 100th Birthday party on Saturday. They're mexican, and the Mariachi band did not disappoint.
  4. that is a very pretty Gretch.
  5. shit. The blue tang was so perfect.
  6. what's this? Off to the Googles
  7. Yes, yes it is. Land of the free, home of the petty shithead that's scared of it's own shadow.
  8. oh. Tulsi only gives handjobs to Vlad.
  9. you're upset that Melania doesn't get "the pass" for coming over on the Einstein visa to give handjobs?
  10. They're not deporting the blacks. Yet.
  11. this is our concern, Dude.
  12. His motorcycle thing is really interesting. He was talking about it on Stern several years ago. IIRC, he's got a shop he keeps on Long Island, and they go from there on a Sunday ride, every week during the warmer months. Everybody is welcome, unless you've got straight pipes, because he doesn't want noise complaints. Get up Sunday morning, head to Billy's shop, and go for a group ride. Pretty fucking cool, BTW, his daughter, Alexa; she seems lovely, but holy hell she got Dad's looks, not Mom's. That must be hard on her. Mom's one of the great beauties of all time.
  13. Can anybody explain to me the GOP's new position on russiagate? Ladybugs was on the Sunday shows screaming about "new evidence". I'm sure it's bullshit, but, exactly what is their evidence?
  14. The GF's uncle passed away a few years ago. He was a New Yorker and a country-club guy. We were at lunch and the GF asked him if he ever had dealings with Trump. He says he's only been around him on the golf course, and he's widely-known to be a cheating POS. Said a buddy of his played a round with him. They watch Trump hit it into the woods. Everybody is looking for his ball. The buddy spots a ball with the Trump logo, and as he's bending down to pick it up, Dotard's in the fairway yelling "FOUND IT".
  15. fat fucking piece of cheating shit. IDGAF about golf (I agree with Furio; stupida fuckin' game), but this fat fuck is just a cheating, low-character, piece of shit
  16. Calling my shot: She's going to remain in prison...in a very comfortable situation. Think: She'll be pardoned after the midterms.
  17. I demand a mouthpiece discussion. You Bach 7C guys are pussies. I was a 1 1/2 C guy myself.
  18. Who are those two assholes with The Godfather?
  19. and Teoscar follows with a dinger of his own.
  20. Shohei hits one out to straightaway center at Fenway. #38.
  21. Gil Bang

    Miley Cyrus

    she's a dirty girl.
  22. Encinitas milfs are the best.
  23. Fellow horn player here, and I agree totally. I got a flugel because of Chuck, of course. I saw him dozens of times, including the Hollywood Bowl shows. But, the best horn player I ever saw perform was Al Vizzutti.
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