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Gil Bang

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  1. NON REFUNDABLE TICKETS ONLY
  2. I suppose that I'm "pro tranny", but I didn't shoot that asshole. The rifles that I own are all in the finest caliber ever made, the .22 LR.
  3. "...you follow the money, and you don't know where the fuck it's gonna take you"
  4. You've got Charlie Strong's finger in a jar?
  5. nobody wants to see the burnt orange buttplug that you wear to bed
  6. meh. Too little too late. Magazine restrictions are the only hope that we have. Cap it at 8 rounds or something, and make it a felony to possess anything that holds more than that. And do a buyback, because people of spent a lot of money on their mags/clips/whatever the fuck you want to call them. That wouldn't have saved Charlie Kirk (and he would have hated the idea anyway) but it would have saved a lot of lives in mass shootings.
  7. he's a better football coach than herman
  8. mostly because their audience is full of morons that will buy dumb shit from their advertisers. It's always people selling food buckets, solar generators (from "4 Patriots"), gold coins, etc.
  9. https://austin.craigslist.org/for/d/lockhart-bbq-pit-smoker-trailer/7879331978.html I'll chip in a few bucks.
  10. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PO9yyS367p4?feature=share
  11. even if he was, HE DOESN'T GET A FUCKING HONOR GUARD! THIS COCKSUCKER WAS A RIGHT-WING KARDASHIAN AND NOTHING MORE THAN THAT.
  12. you use your tongue pertyier than a twenty-dollar whore.
  13. I've had that stuff injected into my hand, and it hurts like a mofo. I cannot imagine getting that needle in the schlong.
  14. Do those cocksucking Yankees do this often? Did they do it for Melissa Hortman? Fuck the yankees
  15. I'm not caught up on this thread (been busy today), but I'd like to state for the record that it's possible to think that a person is a complete cocksucking asshole, and still be saddened by their murder and feel bad for the wife and kids.
  16. GF is from Miami, and we often visit her sister in Coral Gables. They sell it down there, and she's always got a case in the garage fridge for me when we visit.
  17. I recently turned 60. And I get every vax that the doc recommends. I always have done so. I straight up asked about the shingles vax and got it. I have Kaiser insurance, and I take some trips that others might not take. for example, a few years back I went to the DR. I called Kaiser, they connected me to the "travel nurse", and she set me up with a vax or two and a RX or two to take in the event that I needed them. I didn't need them at all. The food was great, and the Presidente was so great that I drank several gallons.
  18. I'm really interested in this race. He's a relatively fucking young tictok guy that goes on all the podcasts, etc. It's time to find out if the younger folks will stop jacking off and playing video games long enough to to get to the polls. If so, he could be the roadmap that Dems use nationally. I'm skeptical, but I'd love to be wrong.
  19. I don't want to be a guy that wakes up every morning and takes an assortment of pills. But, about 7 months ago, I had bloodwork done and my cholesterol was high. The doc said that she'd prescribe something. I said "fuck that, I know I've been eating like shit (going through some stuff) and I know how to clean it up. Give me 6 months to work on it. Fast forward 6 months, I get new labs. She emails me..."it's better, but not good enough. I'd really like it if you'd take a statin". OK doc, I pay you for your expertise. I'm now taking a pill every fucking morning.
  20. what a fucking pussy
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