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Gil Bang

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  1. today is the only day where everybody's golf cart flies the same loofah.
  2. hopefully it's some pussy NRA asshole that shot himself in the cock.
  3. here it is: LAPD and LA Sheriffs tried to prevent two large protests from joining together in downtown and both departments ended up hitting EACH OTHER with impact munitions from across the same interesection.
  4. chef's fucking kiss https://bsky.app/profile/chadloder.bsky.social/post/3lrmazo2wbc2v Ah fuck. Imbed not allowed. Click y'all
  5. the late great Christopher Hitchens once wrote that when you look at a proper Englishman's mouth, it should look as though you just opened a can of mixed nuts.
  6. smaller engine = better on fuel? I've never heard of a trucker wanting less power, but my old man started with a 335 Cummins.
  7. what's the sticker on something like that? And, would you spec it out similar to sparkle, or would you go in a different direction?
  8. His daughter just won the NCAA shot put title, and she looks more like dad than she looks like her brother. In fact, she looks exactly like dad that 4.3 was terrific all the great Asian chicken joints around you and you're eating Popeyes? And KM hasn't been the same since Dreamgirls closed.
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    RIP Brian Wilson

    and "Maybelline" too. said the guy that has "My ding a ling" on his playlist.
  10. some limp-dick pussy in a jacked-up truck did the "roll coal" faggotry at one of the rallies. That's all I got.
  11. looks like the turnout is large in Pasadena CA
  12. Holy Hell, Carlsbad CA turned out. The photos are amazing.
  13. I'm working today, but I was able to hit my local protest for 30 minutes. I'd say 700 or so people* and growing when I left. *I do not stand behind that number, as I have no idea how to properly estimate crowd sizes. Just a wild-ass guess
  14. Gil Bang

    RIP Brian Wilson

    I grew up playing a shitload of Chuck Berry, like every other guitar player. My band(s) were never interested in covering "Sloop John B" for some reason.
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    RIP Brian Wilson

    Gil also doesn't know why Chuck Berry is held in high regard. How many people have Sweet Little Sixteen on their Spotify playlist?
  16. his book is so great. I highly recommend
  17. Judge just fucking tattoo'd one
  18. GF's DIL got a call from her doctor today. "GET TO THE ER RIGHT AWAY, YOUR WHITE CELL COUNT IS NEAR ZERO AND IT CAN BE FATAL". She (from China, and very funny) says "I'm at the gym working out. I'm not dying and you don't know what the fuck you're doing. Figure it out and call me back". They call her back and apologize. Mistakes were made, and she's fine.
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