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Gil Bang

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  1. Has the name "Bob Stoops" come up anywhere? He's only 65
  2. getting tested for autism? That's what you get for taking tylenol, you dumb cunt.
  3. arrivederci, cocksuckers. See you all tomorrow evening.
  4. listen assholes, I'm good for 3 more outs, then I'm the fuck out of here.
  5. camera guys are tired too
  6. he will sleep on a thin mat on the locker room floor. he's out at 1st
  7. why make the poor cocksucker throw 4 unnecessary pitches?
  8. they are gonna waste 4 pitches to walk him
  9. if I'm Toronto, I walk him
  10. yamamoto warming up!
  11. I must be older than you, because I'd wake up for my 1 AM piss, and 4 AM piss.
  12. switching to pellegrino
  13. yeah...every corner in so cal has a mexican selling better looking fruit from a cart
  14. I've been doing that
  15. nope. I'll own it. What a talent.
  16. I spend quite a bit of time in Florida, and I'm always happy to argue that being a West Coast sports fan is better than being an east coast fan. It's 10:40 PM here. That's one big advantage.
  17. BTW, I saw Mr. Richie in Vegas a few years back. I wasn't a big fan, but tickets were available so I went. Holy fuck, I didn't realize how many of his songs that I loved. One after another for 2 fucking hours. Hit after hit.
  18. Lionel Richie indeed
  19. they haven't been drinking since the pregame show like I have
  20. it ain't over yet
  21. missed it by that much
  22. Yeah, but the have to stop serving at 2 AM. State law.
  23. I'm gonna be so drunk by the time I go to bed
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