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Gil Bang

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  1. the whole thing is pretty great. Stupid, over the top, whatever. It's fantastic.
  2. Nope The worst was signing that fucking piece of shit dope-sucking asshole cunt scumbag Josh Hamilton. Rendon is a decent guy, just always injured. Hamilton is worse that any dogshit than has ever been scraped off any shoe.
  3. Journey's 10 times the band that Styx ever was.
  4. are you fucking kidding me? They had shitty "hits" 40 years ago.
  5. so, a guy that's, in certain people's opinion, the best drummer working, and he's playing with fucking Styx? Like...this spectacular drummer couldn't replace Taylor with the Foos? Styx is the best gig he can find? He's back there slamming away on "Babe", "Grand Illusion", "Lady", and "Mr. Roboto"? Are you assholes kidding me?
  6. Meanwhile, the bar at Musso and Frank's is 3 deep, standing room only.
  7. are the handjob rates up at the Chinese massage parlors? Asking for a friend.
  8. Gil Bang

    overlanding

    you're a bit of a fat fuck, but I would have thought that you could fit in XL boxers. Maybe XXL
  9. Vic when his tinder date had too many drinks
  10. capri might be the most beautiful place on earth.
  11. In all fairness, Mr. Austin sounds like a good guy, but, the struggle is real.
  12. The answer is Chad Smith. He's getting a little long in the tooth, but the mofo has been laying it down for decades and still plays his ass off.
  13. the last blockbuster is in Bend, OR, which fits, because OP is about to Bend, OVER.
  14. "dream interpretation class"? Hey, I had a dream that I was getting a blowjob from Phoebe Cates...what does this mean?
  15. Mark Warner just said "my interactions with him have been fine" FWIW
  16. https://www.legalaffairsandtrials.com/p/new-us-attorney-in-la-moves-to-strike
  17. SAN FRANCISCO — A former California Highway Patrol captain has been indicted by a federal grand jury after he was accused of slapping a male flight attendant’s buttocks during a cross-country flight to Los Angeles, federal prosecutors said. It was the second time in recent weeks that allegations of sexual abuse during flights surfaced. The FBI warns the problem is growing, especially on long, overnight trips. Dennis Wally Woodbury, 49, of Azusa, California, was indicted Thursday on one count of abusive sexual contact. Woodbury had been drinking heavily and slapped the flight attendant as he walked passed him while collecting meal trays during an April 13 flight on JetBlue Airways from Fort Lauderdale, Florida, to Los Angeles International Airport, the U.S. Attorney’s Office said. Prosecutors said Woodbury began acting inappropriately soon after boarding the plane and that before the plane left the gate, he showed another male flight attendant a photo of a dog that had pornographic images in the background and told him he should join him on a cruise. Later on the flight, Woodbury went to the plane’s front galley and pulled down his pants, exposing his genitals to the flight attendant, according to court documents. Soon afterward, Woodbury asked the same flight attendant for wine and after the crew member told him he could only have a nonalcoholic drink, Woodbury again pulled down his pants and exposed himself, prosecutors said. Woodbury, who was arrested after the plane landed in Los Angeles, made his initial federal court appearance last month and is free on $50,000 bond. He is scheduled to be arraigned on May 12. A phone listed for Woodbury was disconnected. His attorney didn’t immediately respond to an email from The Associated Press seeking comment.
  18. as a commercial lender, we actually wrote off a couple of loans rather than foreclose on the real estate, because of the environmental risk. I'm talking bad shit where the loans should have never been made, like chrome plating shops and car battery recycling businesses.
  19. When my business travel took me into some shitty town at 9PM on a weeknight, seeing a Chili's sign was a good thing. I knew that I could get a cold beer and a decent burger, and didn't have to try some local hit-or-miss greasy spoon.
  20. where is this cunt buried? I need to take a taco bell dump on her grave. It just occurred to me that she's probably buried next to the dead dogs at Kyle Field.
  21. I assume that they'll fly in Apaches, and my kid can always use more hours in his logbook, so...
  22. BTW: River Plate
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