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Gil Bang

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  1. Gomer would be sneaking away to West Hollywood in search of cock. "SHAZAM"
  2. my original thread title was changed by the mod. If it wasn't, I'd change it to "4 dead in Oh-Hi-Oh (Brevard County edition) because that's gonna happen.
  3. Same. I'm the whitest motherfucker anybody can imagine. I'm going on Saturday, and I plan to talk mad shit to any of those masked ICE pussies that show up. Fuck those putos. They're getting the Lt. Rawls Double Bird from me.
  4. Gil Bang

    RIP Brian Wilson

    RIP Mr. Wilson. Genius? OK, I guess maybe he was. Influential? I suppose he was. But all y'all motherfuckers completely lack perspective. He wrote and produced "great" songs that nobody listens to. Seriously, does anybody have the Beach Boys as part of their regular listening rotation? Not fucking me and I've lived in SoCal my entire life. Revolver? Sure. Abbey Road? Definitely. Exile on Main Street? Yep. Pet Sounds? Fuck no. Who says "Siri, play Little Deuce Coupe"? Fucking nobody, that's who. If "Happiness is a Warm Gun" comes on the radio I crank it. If "In my room" comes on the radio, I change the channel. No, wait, I don't change the channel, because it doesn't come on the radio because nobody wants to hear that shit. Maybe some of you cats will play some Beach Boys because he just died. But you haven't played them in a long time, and you wont be playing them anytime soon after this settles down.
  5. yeah, that's how it was for decades. Before we had a complete moron as POTUS. I'm staying put where I am. Nobody is gonna tell Dotard shit about fuck, because he's a fucking total idiot and he cannot be trusted.
  6. I'm interested. Wait, I live in San Diego. Never mind.
  7. Yeah, me too I guess. And then I hope Iran retaliates and spatters Bibi's fucking evil guts all over Jerusalem and assholes like him disappear forever.
  8. BTW, Bibi is a scumbag, cocksucking motherfucker that needs to be hung by his balls, but he's smarter than Trump. But then again, so are most people.
  9. or, Israel is smart enough to know that Trump can't be trusted so they didn't say shit. Bibi tells Trump, Trump tells Putin, Putin tells Iran. That's what would have happened.
  10. I value my time. I don't waste other people's time, and I don't like people to waste mine. The 10 minutes I spent on this offer I could have been jacking off, or posting on surly, or doing both at the same time.
  11. it wasn't an agent. It was an asshole representing himself.
  12. Costco opening a free-standing gas station in Mission Viejo CA. Will not be connected to a store.
  13. haha fuck you Vinnie. I hope your company goes bankrupt.
  14. listed a nice home yesterday. 1,150,000. Within two hours, so asshole sends me a blind offer for 865k. I texted the motherfucker. "Thanks for the offer. You wasted your time writing it, and now you're wasting my time making me present a ridiculous offer that's only going to piss off my seller"
  15. "Christians" actually doing Christ-like things. You don't see that everyday.
  16. a friend of mine was planning a trip to Greece with a friend, and was complaining about the cost. I suggested she check Costco travel. She called a week later sucking my dick over the phone because she got a much better trip for less money.
  17. he's so right
  18. no idea about DFW, but I use spot hero app and it's a substantial savings vs. retail "parking spot" type prices.
  19. oh yeah...the price of groceries is about to go down again.
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