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Gil Bang

Certifiably Surly

Everything posted by Gil Bang

  1. I've been doing that
  2. nope. I'll own it. What a talent.
  3. I spend quite a bit of time in Florida, and I'm always happy to argue that being a West Coast sports fan is better than being an east coast fan. It's 10:40 PM here. That's one big advantage.
  4. BTW, I saw Mr. Richie in Vegas a few years back. I wasn't a big fan, but tickets were available so I went. Holy fuck, I didn't realize how many of his songs that I loved. One after another for 2 fucking hours. Hit after hit.
  5. Lionel Richie indeed
  6. they haven't been drinking since the pregame show like I have
  7. it ain't over yet
  8. missed it by that much
  9. Yeah, but the have to stop serving at 2 AM. State law.
  10. I'm gonna be so drunk by the time I go to bed
  11. fucking little league shit and it works
  12. I'm fucking exhausted.
  13. he's he's a bad motherfucker
  14. sure, Trump is horrible, but at least he's not a half negro/half Indian that's married to a Jew. Right? Right?
  15. Gil Bang replied to Fug's topic in Football
    "...and I'm not a big college football fan..." Yeah, no shit.
  16. traffic will be bad. You better pick up a hooker so you can use the carpool lane.
  17. "Hey Tone, did you hear that? I asked him if he remembered his first blowjob. He said yeah. I said how long did it take the guy to cum" UT Thailand? AKA "The Falwell".
  18. I heard parking is 80 bucks
  19. Gil Bang replied to Fug's topic in Football
    who the fuck is T Bob?
  20. turns out, when there is somebody besides himself keeping score, he's not a very good golfer.
  21. addressed at presser. Said that they started out with Milwee in the box when they came to Texas. Brought Milwee to the sideline because it helped Ewers in-game. Now with unlimited assistants, Bimonte was named Asst. QB Coach, and has great rapport with Quinn ARCH, so they moved Milwee back up to the box. Sark says he and Milwee have great rapport and Milwee's perspective from the box is helpful to him
  22. He started out laughing and happy. Not nervous at all.
  23. I read somewhere this morning that the CNN boss got a private tour of the white house, and then told his people to back off of the WH demo story.
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