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Gil Bang

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Everything posted by Gil Bang

  1. and I wanna fuck Angie Dickinson. Let's see who gets lucky first.
  2. that's a shit bow.
  3. just look at attendance. Yes, a dodgers town.
  4. I'm gonna go get the papers. get the papers.
  5. Somewhere in a box, I've got an old "Steve Garvey is not my Padre" T shirt.
  6. https://www.quizopolis.com/trivia/15162/hard-andy-griffith-show-trivia-quiz-1762031704 I got 12
  7. he's celibate George Costanza
  8. this is the best looking half the offense has had all year, right?
  9. called it mofos
  10. Petros? Yeah, he always has UCLA's best interests in mind.
  11. ah shit. No idea why it was removed. Looks like W Earl Brown (Dan Dority) was on a cruise, and a fan noticed him and said hello. It was a video from Brown and the fan. They are standing beside each other, and Brown says something like "I never imagined that out here in the middle of the ocean I'd run into a limber-dick cocksucker like this guy, but I did". The fan smiling ear-to-ear.
  12. chip off the ol' block.
  13. I never took a single class at Texas, but when I was around this guy, he treated me like an old, valued friend. What a special man.
  14. arch will play well tomorrow. I know it.
  15. can't help with vodka. But, if you need a toe...I can get you a toe.
  16. looks like a cameo
  17. Is there a "beating a dead horse" tag?
  18. I watched that. He referred to Shires as "the woman I was married to"
  19. For Sale: wife's pussy...mint condition, low mileage. Only used on vacations.
  20. do they even make flannel shirts to fit that gorilla?
  21. 25 miles from Westwood to the Rose Bowl, 13 to Sofi. Like that matters?
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