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Gil Bang

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  1. In all fairness, our TOP in the beginning was fucked due to a very quick offensive score followed by a punt return for 6.
  2. just fucking around...I agree with you and challenged Greenspoint way up thread.
  3. in that case, I assumed the local guys accused the feds of "bigfooting all over my case"?
  4. Top 3? So besides Sark and "the Elk", who's the third? and by the way, after watching that shit for 4 hours, there's nothing wrong with being drunk.
  5. is there something about the Texas "kids" that makes them dumber than the Alabama "kids" that executed his offense quite well?
  6. sorry to interrupt the shit flinging, but I have a practical question for the lawdogs: (no idea if @Foosters has dealt with this situation, but if you have, please chime in) I assume as soon as they identified this asshole, his house was swarmed by feds and local (Houston) authorities? Would the search warrant approved by a Federal judge or a state judge in LA or a judge in Houston? Who gets the warrant? Feds or local cops? How do the mechanics work?
  7. some really bad predictions on this thread
  8. Yeah...heading to the final 4 is much worse than going 5-7, you fucking idiot.
  9. as usual, it's beautiful weather in the most beautiful venue in the game of football.
  10. The GF's DIL flew Zip from LAX and she liked it and would do it again.
  11. his newsletter...I would like to subscribe.
  12. I assume that later tonight you'll show her some snuff porn?
  13. back to back playoffs, and let's shitcan the coach.
  14. OK mofos. I'm ready. Stocked cooler and plenty of snacks. Let's go!
  15. You left out the important part of the review: is their tits/ass/snatch?
  16. I'm a capital one customer (two cards) and I really like the way they do business.
  17. But did he leer at your wife's tits?
  18. Derka's out of the penalty box today, right?
  19. I had the E34 and it was the best car I've ever owned. Rock solid.
  20. BTW...the women in Argentina...holy moly.
  21. I was in Buenos Aires a few years back. The GF and I met two other couples (one gay, one straight) in the hotel bar one afternoon. They were fun, funny people, all of them. One of the gay dudes spoke the lingo and had been there a lot. He suggested we all go to dinner together at a steakhouse that he liked. So, we jump in a couple of cabs. I remember eating like a pig...I think the 6 of us had 4 nice bottles of Malbec. Great steaks, sides, trimmings, etc. When it came time to split the bill, I think our share was 45 bucks or so. I wish I remember the name of the restaurant.
  22. Gil Bang

    Landman

    I think if you check, you'll find that it's a 24 pack of Ultra vs 30 with the others. Meanwhile, can anybody tell me who is the annoying cunt that sings "paramount paramount paramount plus" to the tune of Jingle bell rock? Because I will hire a hitman to get rid of her.
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