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Gil Bang

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  1. hearing reports that ICE is in the aisles of 99 Ranch (Asian) Market in fucking Irvine. Irvine. Irvine with the lowest fucking crime rates imaginable. Ranked as the "safest city in America" for decades. Great idea to focus on Irvine, you fat orange cunt.
  2. True. On the other hand, they spend way too much time at the coffee bar at AMPM. Mixing sugar and creme into their coffee like it's a science experiment.
  3. so true. They aren't Mexicans or whatever...they're just Californians. They have become a part of who we are, and I love them. In fact, I had some trees that were out of control, and I called my regular guy for the last 10 years or so. This morning, 4 rapists/murderers came in my kitchen for a cup of coffee, and then banged out the trees.
  4. what, no celery?
  5. eat Chinese food directly from the square carton with chopsticks. I've never seen a real person do that. Not ever. Put the Kung Pao (Gil likes is chicken spicy) over a little rice on a plate or in a bowl. That's how real people do it.
  6. save that for the "big, lumbering, epic, shitty songs"thread
  7. I was just down in Coconut Grove for a week. I'll take San Diego women over Miami women 100 times out of 100. I'm not a prude; I can handle fake tits. But fake asses, lips, cheeks, yada yada no fucking way. Miami has the world's fakest women.
  8. I'd love to read that thread, but not on Twitter. fuck those putos.
  9. By the way, there's not a lot of bleks in Compton these days. It's a Latino town now.
  10. median home in Compton sells for about 625k
  11. Don't know about the hour, but the GF and I have spent quite a bit of time in Delray. It's nice.
  12. the CPFB has been absolutely gutted by Trump, and he and the project 2025 assholes won't be happy until it's 100% gone.
  13. I'm 6'1", and I'm always pretty comfortable on AA, but I try to book main cabin extra.
  14. There are guard guys that are full time. It's an actual job. It's a pretty sweet gig (as far as military goes) if you can get it. It's a tricky situation. So, the GF's son was active duty USAF. Got out, joined the guard, went to space x, then Gulfstream, and now to a sweet gig as a manager of a really rich guy's G650. Problem is, he is California Air National Guard, and his new sweet private-sector job is in NY. So he's paying out-of-pocket to fly NY-CA once a month to make a couple-hundred dollars in drill pay. It's a shitty situation.
  15. fucking cocksucking pigs. I hope they all get bruised and bettered before they go home to their families in Simi Valley.
  16. fuckface Cuban canadian cunt posting a 5 year old photo
  17. Yes. I'm sure that the fox news watchers that display the Confederate flag are outraged.
  18. Good God man, you cannot be serious. Our voting rights are being challenged every single day. From mail-in ballots to drop boxes. Constant fuckery. Here's one example https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/dodge-city-moves-only-polling-site-gives-voters-wrong-address-1353478211626 anything that these people can do to make it harder to vote, they will do. Especially if you're black or brown. Live in ATL? If you're in a white precinct, you'll have multiple voting machines. Live in a black precinct, you'll have one or two. And it's illegal for somebody to give you even a bottle of water while you're standing in line. Guys like Marc Elias are fighting the good fight every day, but he cannot win them all, particularly with this SCOTUS.
  19. FIFY. When my kid was infantry, he was training 50 hours a week. The statistics will show that guard units take more casualties than full-timers. It's because they aren't as good at the job.
  20. National guard sent to "quell" protests. What could possibly go wrong? I don't have the clip, but a guy that got tear gassed was asked by a reporter what the gas tasted like. His reply? "Fascism". Oh, and Whiskey Pete is threatening to send Marines from Pendleton...never mind the legality, or lack thereof.
  21. I thought about changing the title to "Two pussy-ass cunts act like 5 year olds and cry like little bitches about each other" but it's too many characters, so I left it alone.
  22. my kid worked at subway in high school. He'd come home reeking of that bread.
  23. come on mofos, I need some Softball NC tears
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