I think I've told this here before, but...
The GF is divorced, but stayed close to her ex-husband's cousin (who lives nearby). I like her. Her parents recently died, but her dad was super cool. He was a lifelong New Yorker. Princeton grad, the whole thing. Belonged to the Westchester Country Club for decades. When they got to the age that they needed help, they moved here to be close to the daughter.
Anyway, we are having lunch with all of them, and Trump is mentioned. GF says "Uncle Arthur, did you ever have any dealings with Trump?"
Arthur frowns and says "I was only around him as it relates to golf, and he's a damn cheater".
He goes on to tell the story of good friend of his playing a round with Trump and a couple of other guys. Trump tees off, and they all watch his ball go into the trees. They are all looking for the ball. Arthur's friend finally spots a ball...bends down and sure enough, the ball has a Trump logo. Right at that moment, he hears Trump yelling "found it" from the fairway.