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Gil Bang

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  1. The "dignified transfer ceremony" was today at Dover. The Commander In Chief didn't attend. He is at a dinner in Florida for the Bonesaw Golf League. Priorities and whatnot.
  2. I remember years ago reading that Charles Barkley had become friendly with right-wing broadcaster Michael Savage. Somebody asked Barkley about him. Charles said "Michael's one of those guys that's really, really, smart, that's still a dumbass" they don't hold any cards. Because they have no hands.
  3. San Diego Padres are about to be in sole possession of first place in NL West. Dodgers are shitting the bed tonight. It's almost aggyesque.
  4. this needs to happen
  5. And the San Diego Padres are 7-0
  6. Padres about to collect another W
  7. more like "Art Briles'd"
  8. the ozempic supply will be cut off when we bomb Denmark.
  9. hopefully the motherfucker dies today so the whole argument is moot.
  10. ah. "Mira Sorvino eating an ice cream cone"
  11. fucking Sylvester dancing with that chick in the bikini has me rolling, no matter how many times I've seen it. https://youtu.be/ejDx-zn7M5Y for some reason "youtube doesn't allow embedding that video"
  12. Angels 4-1. As a lifelong Angels fan, I assume that they will end up 7-155.
  13. I didn't see the film, but, based on your post, I assume he looked like a complete fucking asshole cunt.
  14. so he looked "bloated' and "unhealthy", but you didn't have a clue that he may have been sick? Nobody's gonna call you "Doc"
  15. he looked terrible for the last few years so I can't say I'm surprised. I will die on the hill that his performance as Doc Holliday is as good as any actor has ever done any role.
  16. it's 6-0 now
  17. mookie 2 run jack. 2-1 dodgers. Fuckers are feeling the Padres heat and they're pressing.
  18. shohei with a leadoff single on a tough pitch.
  19. Pads up 4-0 in the 7th.
  20. Dustin May is one ugly motherfucker. I wouldn't fuck that carrottop ugly ass mofo with fitlump's pussy.
  21. the GF just came out from the bedroom. she thought I was crying, but I was crying laughing as Jonathon Winters destroys the gas station.
  22. fuck it, I'm in. It's never not funny.
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