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Gil Bang

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  1. Stopped by Hollywood Forever yesterday imgur.com/a/wmV5jkZ i.imgur.com/oWW8sxI.jpeg
  2. I'm in pete's fan club, but no gheys and no women next round. Straight, old, white guys only.
  3. sharp as a cue ball, this one.
  4. That your boy is a fucking complete and total idiot, that couldn't pass an 8th grade civics test in Fayetteville Arkansas public schools.
  5. Remember when that fucking orange shitstain said "who knew that Lincoln was a Republican"? Because I remember
  6. Noonan's a kook and a cunt, but she is a solid wordsmith.
  7. Norms have been thrown out the window you say? Like when an insurrectionist, felon, rapist, traitor is elevated to the highest office in the land?
  8. That's curious. It's not like a contract means anything to him.
  9. Wow, Mr. Tough Love. Where were you when your brother was sucking cock for dope?
  10. Toilet paper and lysol were quite expensive.
  11. 100% bullshit. Fucking lies made up of whole cloth by Trumpkins, and certain people are dumb enough to believe the bullshit.
  12. They refer to their sky fairy using a different name, but other than that...
  13. I'm gonna laugh at minorities (and union members) that voted for this asshole...yes indeed I am.
  14. Gil Bang

    Getting old sucks

    I've been taking Propecia for over 20 years. I'm 60, and have a pretty decent head of hair. No side effects whatsoever for me. YMMV
  15. Yep. it will be an "official act", and he will be immune. he needs to sign over the pink on a few Los Angeles subs, and a squadron or two of F16.
  16. I got confused and searched Kelly Mark. Eyebleach please.
  17. he just wants to deport his cunt wife..
  18. are you new here?
  19. Gil Bang

    RIP Quincy Jones

    Some black oldies channel has popped up on our cable system. Showing stuff like good times, Jeffersons, and yes, My Man, Fred G. Sanford. The show is still fucking funny.
  20. Hell, the russians were making bomb threats at polling places two days ago!
  21. You are so correct. 10-15 years ago, I had a conversation with a 20 something woman that I had gotten close to, in a "big brother" type of way. We shared a few drinks, and she was telling me that "these" (those) days, guys are expecting to jizz on her face on the second date, and put it in her ass on the 3rd. That's 100% on porn. 40 fucking years ago, jizzing on a woman's face wasn't on my radar at all. You remain such a cunt. And asshole, you have a "dual income". The money you make, and your fucking trust fund that somebody else made. If the fucking shoe fits.
  22. That's the dumbest thing I've seen lately. You think this shitbag country is going to vote for a fucking Jew? Are you fucking high? White "Christian" males only. Others need not apply.
  23. OK y'all. I'm gonna call it a night and go get some pussy.
  24. It's open enrollment time, and I buy my health insurance via Obamacare. I guess I better get a checkup in early Jan, while I still have insurance.
  25. NATO will get a hell of a lot weaker come January.
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