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Gil Bang

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  1. Made the drive up to Anaheim to see the world’s best player.
  2. SIAP https://twitter.com/JimVertuno/status/1687533886668996614
  3. In my asset manager days, I had tremendous success with title claims. I don't know how many claims I made, but it had to be 20 or so.
  4. the '27 Yankees of assholes
  5. ding ding ding Owner 3's title policy covers this. Is that title company still in business? If so, they will almost certainly issue a new policy for owner 4
  6. The GF and I were in first on 777 to NRT. We're each in our pod, watching movies, drinking, eating, loving life. A gay couple was also in 1st. Right off the bat, they informed the FA that they would be dining together for both meals. One sat on the seat, the other on the footrest dealie with the table between them. We were laughing our asses off, because we sure as shit didn't even think of doing that. Why ruin a good time? We eat together most nights...today we each watch whatever we want while eating!
  7. Braves CF just robbed Shohei of a 3 run homer. Beautiful defensive play.
  8. when I was a HS Junior, my dad offered to give me his seriously straight 55 chevy. "Fuck that, I'm a Ford guy. I'll buy this beat-to-shit Mustang instead".
  9. No shit? The GF loves sunflowers, and the farmer that we buy them from at the farmer's market is always talking about how much water they take and how he won't plant them again.
  10. call me crazy, but I don't really consider apartments to be commercial. Industrial, office, medical, etc sure. I expect some of that shit to tank, but apartments I'm more optimistic about.
  11. So, another day in the life of a parasite that adds no value to a transaction: Former client calls me, and says she's walking near the beach, and there is a boarded up house in bad repair. She sees a neighbor. Neighbor tells her that nobody has been to the house in years, and she wonders if both husband and wife have passed away. She gives me the address of the property. I spend a couple of hours last night researching the title, find out that the woman did indeed pass away a few months back and her son is now the owner. I do more detective work and find an address for the son about 20 miles away. I write a letter to the son that I have an interested party, would he consider selling, yada yada. I drive by the property to check it out on my way to the son's house. The property isn't a board-up; it's actually very nice. WTF? So, I call the client to verify the address. She says she's sure. She sends me a pic of a fucked-up house with "226" as house numbers. She tells me that it's on the same block as a remodel in progress. I drive up and down this street, and I find the property in question. It's 826 S. X street, but it indeed has house numbers that read 226. So, I get to do the research on the owner all over again.
  12. BTW Sam, he’s the “listing” agent. The “selling agent” represents the buyer. I know it seems goofy, but that is the correct terminology. So, I used to work as an expert witness on construction defect cases. I went over the full expert report on this morning and it’s all pretty minor shit.
  13. I assume he said something like “we have multiple offers well over asking so come hard in the paint or don’t come at all”
  14. CA was hit hard by base closings, particularly March AFB, Norton AFB, and George AFB. Those areas went from thriving to ghetto in an instant.
  15. What G650 said. Rich is such a fucking cunt. The cuntiest of cunts. Meanwhile, this moronic thread
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