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Gil Bang

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  1. It's fucking maine. They have gun stores INSIDE the fucking psych ward. And yes, his home is surrounded. CNN is live.
  2. So, the traits that disqualify you as a juror are the same ones that make you an ideal Surly poster?
  3. Gil Bang

    Nirvana

    From the gossip pages: Francis Bean just married Tony Hawk's kid. Michael Stipe was the officiant.
  4. Maybe Trump had a bunch of people in NY killed, and the bodies haven't been discovered yet. I'll bet you didn't think of that; you just assume that Trump is lying.
  5. It was just you. Thanks for the tokens BTW
  6. I chocked my chicken this morning.
  7. @TwiceHorn WTF is the appeals case that this moron keeps blathering about?
  8. I don't get down that way much since Dreamgirls closed. But next time...
  9. Yeah, that's a great fantasy to jerkoff to. Have you been shot at before? Here's my hero fantasy when I'm being shot at: the gunman slips in the runny shit that flows out of my pant leg, and hits his head and is knocked unconcious. I, stench and all, recover his weapon and hold him at bay until the police arrive to shoot me and my dog.
  10. Hey y'all. Hannity trains in MMA to defend himself against this sort of thing.
  11. I'm not real flexible, but I will attempt to suck my own cock when I get that notification.
  12. it wouldn't be hard to fool trump. You could have a microphone that looks like a microphone and Trump would still blather on about all his crimes.
  13. It's Midway vs. Mad Mad World, right? It's gotta be. What was better than those two?
  14. A "Christian" that supports an adultering, lying, vulgar POS? Sure Jan.
  15. Move it to the "fiction" section
  16. The GF malfunctions every time I give her a facial.
  17. apple maps is a fuckton better than google maps. But, you can certainly get google maps and use that with apple carplay, if you are so inclined. But you're an idiot if you do.
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