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Gil Bang

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  1. I thought of the 1st episode of CYE, "The Pants Tent".
  2. we got some motherfucking rats in this motherfucking cabin
  3. She was fucking cute. Those cheekbones are to die for. Now she's ready for halloween all year long.
  4. Friendly reminder: Gov. Gavin was knocking the bottom out of this:
  5. My pilot buddy says it sucks because of all the night flying.
  6. to add to the post above, if an agent calls me and says "hey, I'm busy Saturday but I'm sending my clients to your open house", well, that's a whole different kettle of fish. I will return that courtesy with even more courtesy. Those people will get the red-carpet treatment and i will text the agent after they leave to let him/her know how it went.
  7. if you're Jimbo's size, 5'6"/155 seems like a big guy
  8. https://www.kbtx.com/2022/12/25/meet-sam-salz-sabbath-observant-kippah-wearing-walk-on-texas-am/
  9. He's very Jewish https://12thman.com/sports/football/roster/sam-salz/11734 39Sam Salz Height 5-6 Weight 155 Class Junior Hometown Philadelphia, Pa. Highschool Kohelet Yeshiva Instagram sam__salz
  10. I have no problem with stealing somebody else's client. If they don't have a signed representation agreement, they're fair game. If their agent was worth a shit, he'd be at the open house with them.
  11. I always do that. Every single time. I'd do that if I were selling my sister's house. I've picked up quite a few clients at open houses. Somebody walks in, asks a bunch of questions, I answer all of them. They say "you're a lot more knowledgable than the other realtor that we've been working with. He never knows the answers...we want to work with you". Remember my "window peeker" story? That's what happened with her. I'm previewing a house, she's looking through the windows, I ask her if she wants to see the inside...10 minutes and 30 questions later I have a new buyer.
  12. Admiral King (who ran the whole fucking show) used to have all of his division commanders on the figurative carpet on a regular basis. He'd coach them up and/or bust their balls as needed. He left Lockwood the fuck alone because he was doing such a terrific job. Got Lockwood's reports, read them, and that was that.
  13. Not only HOA, but local municipality. Does zoning allow that particular use? Long term-vs. Short term: Phil makes a good point about a quiet tenant vs. a party scene, but your wife being next door M-F 9-5 is almost ideal for short term. It's really a question of what income will it produce as a short term vs. perm. tenant. But yeah, your wife trying to do business while somebody next door is blasting gangster rap is less than ideal.
  14. Knocking themselves out of the top 10. Very aggy.
  15. https://x.com/wendellpierce/status/1724289262852452358?s=46&t=sVc8fMLm2WhGjUAHQNfmcQ
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