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Gil Bang

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  1. it wasn't an agent. It was an asshole representing himself.
  2. Costco opening a free-standing gas station in Mission Viejo CA. Will not be connected to a store.
  3. haha fuck you Vinnie. I hope your company goes bankrupt.
  4. listed a nice home yesterday. 1,150,000. Within two hours, so asshole sends me a blind offer for 865k. I texted the motherfucker. "Thanks for the offer. You wasted your time writing it, and now you're wasting my time making me present a ridiculous offer that's only going to piss off my seller"
  5. "Christians" actually doing Christ-like things. You don't see that everyday.
  6. a friend of mine was planning a trip to Greece with a friend, and was complaining about the cost. I suggested she check Costco travel. She called a week later sucking my dick over the phone because she got a much better trip for less money.
  7. he's so right
  8. no idea about DFW, but I use spot hero app and it's a substantial savings vs. retail "parking spot" type prices.
  9. oh yeah...the price of groceries is about to go down again.
  10. just got an email. Executive Members now can get in the store at 9 AM daily.
  11. heh fuck off huckabeef
  12. you mean "Swam"? Yes, I remember.
  13. my local shop has a bunch of sires. Maybe I'll try one out.
  14. "glorified" crew. And Phil's busy right now, trying to take a shit. He's stopped up after eating grilled cheese from the radiator while he was in the can for 20 years.
  15. Trump is at Fort Bragg, delivering a highly-politicized speech to soldiers there, with the usual "Newscum" etc mixed in.
  16. local Denver news coverage https://www.9news.com/article/news/politics/updates-denver-defamation-trial-mike-lindell-dominion-voting-election/73-21f727bd-d16e-4de4-a074-421bdb46bbe8
  17. hearing reports that ICE is in the aisles of 99 Ranch (Asian) Market in fucking Irvine. Irvine. Irvine with the lowest fucking crime rates imaginable. Ranked as the "safest city in America" for decades. Great idea to focus on Irvine, you fat orange cunt.
  18. True. On the other hand, they spend way too much time at the coffee bar at AMPM. Mixing sugar and creme into their coffee like it's a science experiment.
  19. so true. They aren't Mexicans or whatever...they're just Californians. They have become a part of who we are, and I love them. In fact, I had some trees that were out of control, and I called my regular guy for the last 10 years or so. This morning, 4 rapists/murderers came in my kitchen for a cup of coffee, and then banged out the trees.
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