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Gil Bang

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  1. Toilet paper and lysol were quite expensive.
  2. 100% bullshit. Fucking lies made up of whole cloth by Trumpkins, and certain people are dumb enough to believe the bullshit.
  3. They refer to their sky fairy using a different name, but other than that...
  4. I'm gonna laugh at minorities (and union members) that voted for this asshole...yes indeed I am.
  5. Gil Bang

    Getting old sucks

    I've been taking Propecia for over 20 years. I'm 60, and have a pretty decent head of hair. No side effects whatsoever for me. YMMV
  6. Yep. it will be an "official act", and he will be immune. he needs to sign over the pink on a few Los Angeles subs, and a squadron or two of F16.
  7. I got confused and searched Kelly Mark. Eyebleach please.
  8. he just wants to deport his cunt wife..
  9. are you new here?
  10. Gil Bang

    RIP Quincy Jones

    Some black oldies channel has popped up on our cable system. Showing stuff like good times, Jeffersons, and yes, My Man, Fred G. Sanford. The show is still fucking funny.
  11. Hell, the russians were making bomb threats at polling places two days ago!
  12. You are so correct. 10-15 years ago, I had a conversation with a 20 something woman that I had gotten close to, in a "big brother" type of way. We shared a few drinks, and she was telling me that "these" (those) days, guys are expecting to jizz on her face on the second date, and put it in her ass on the 3rd. That's 100% on porn. 40 fucking years ago, jizzing on a woman's face wasn't on my radar at all. You remain such a cunt. And asshole, you have a "dual income". The money you make, and your fucking trust fund that somebody else made. If the fucking shoe fits.
  13. That's the dumbest thing I've seen lately. You think this shitbag country is going to vote for a fucking Jew? Are you fucking high? White "Christian" males only. Others need not apply.
  14. OK y'all. I'm gonna call it a night and go get some pussy.
  15. It's open enrollment time, and I buy my health insurance via Obamacare. I guess I better get a checkup in early Jan, while I still have insurance.
  16. NATO will get a hell of a lot weaker come January.
  17. SCOTUS will take care of all of that.
  18. My only hope is Biden goes balls-out for Ukraine with the time he has left.
  19. CNN gives Ohio to dotard
  20. it was always going to be Cruz. i'm sorry for those of you that kidded yourself that your shitty state would vote his dumb ass out.
  21. CNN has Gwinnett Co boss on. says 323,000 about to dump
  22. Fuck MSNBC. "We have a projection (pause) in NEVADA (pause) It's too close to call Motherfuckers, that's not a projection
  23. The sig thing: these kids signed a computer screen when they got their Drivers license when they were 16. Now they are older and signing paper with a pen. It's all curable.
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