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Gil Bang

Certifiably Surly
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  1. who's the bulldyke with Ingraham?
  2. This hits me hard. I listened to this guy from the time I was 12 up until last week. KMET was the shit in my teens.
  3. Isbell is one of the guys that isn't a fan of Gretsch quality control. I believe he said when you buy one, there's a good chance that it will be an un-tunable, un-playable pile of shit. I have heard plenty of people that love them, from Chet to Randy Bachman.
  4. Fucking Keith. Arguably the greatest Rock and Roll icon that ever lived, and nobody loves Country Music more than he.
  5. George Straight and Baba Booey have the same dentist.
  6. Yeah, Lukas is Willie's boy. No DNA test required.
  7. Ah fuck Kris. You were one of the greats.
  8. The fucking Dixie Chicks look like Wilson Phillips, except the fat one in Wilson Phillips didn't have a stupid hairstyle.
  9. Holy shit Natalie, it's time to ask your doctor if Ozempic is right for you.
  10. Gretsch stuff looks so cool, but I only hear that it's dogshit.
  11. Fuck yeah she is. I adore that woman...I'm just surly-ing.
  12. The drummer looks like a member of the Sinaloa cartel.
  13. I don't care if she's cunty, I'd lick Sheryl Crow's butthole.
  14. I had a similar problem, but for me, it was my cock that got shorter.
  15. I fucking love Norah Jones, but honey, lay off the naan for a while and mix in a salad.
  16. Billy Strings has a very punchable face. Dude's got talent for sure, but he's like nice-fitting slacks that leave you with chafed balls.
  17. The Elk figures if he loses enough, Aggy will give him a big extension and raise.
  18. It comes on here at 830 and I will be watching. Meanwhile, it's "Rio Lobo"
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