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TexArcher

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  1. Holy shit that's wide open.
  2. I mean, the former player and former ref on tv are even saying it was a bad call.
  3. This a Helobious level comment.
  4. LMFAOOOOOOOOO Yeah, it's not rigged. We're all imagining it.
  5. Throw is 10 yards over his head and OOB.
  6. Was there a Make-a-Wish thing and some kid with cancer got to make the scoreboard graphic at the bottom?
  7. More plastic surgery: Tom Cruise or Tom Brady?
  8. Annnnnnnd the first ad is a turd.
  9. This is the Super Bowl thread. YOU shut the fuck up about your political opinions.
  10. Tom Brady can't even deliver layup feel-good lines without making me roll my eyes at what an enormous douchesicle he is.
  11. Right. We only want immigrants from places with super stable histories like... *checks notes* Czecheslovakia, Slovenia, South Africa...
  12. Agreed. It's the old they-hate-us-more-than-they-like-themselves routine. Just as aggy would giddily accept 4th place in the SEC for the rest of their lives if it meant that we would finish dead last, most Republicans would gladly live on teachers' wages if it meant that the people they think are inferior had to be homeless. Deep down, they know they're stupid and they're not going to amount to much no matter what they do. So, the absolute most important thing to them is to have someone to look down on, and anyone different, in skin tone or religion, is always their first choice. The problem is that we have a handful of really smart, really evil people who have spent the last 30 years positioning themselves to give that stupid mob exactly what it wants. And they really shouldn't have to worry about any election for at least a generation because of it. This is what it looks like when the bad guys win big.
  13. America: where you can rape 17 women and still be president, but if you cheat an innkeeper, you're in deep shit.
  14. I hope there's a camera running when someone beats this dude into the hospital, without showing the attacker's face. God damn.
  15. The establishment version of the Republican Party, the classical conservatives, the Reagan Republicans, all of that -- it died with John McCain. The current version goes back to the Tea Party and beyond, all the way back to the founding of Fox News. Trumpism is just the current chapter. And there will be more. Yes, Trump is getting to remake the party in his own image, temporarily, because the real string-pullers saw an opportunity to create and use a cult of personality. And a big part of the way that Trump and the string-pullers have made this cult of personality happen is by giving the establishment Republican voters literally everything they wanted. Abortion is illegal, they got a tax cut, gay marriage is about to be illegal, history books are being whitewashed, the 10 Commandments are going up in public schools, hell, brown people are even being deported and a big ass wall will go up to keep them out next time. Trump and the string-pullers didn't kill the old school Republican Party. They succeeded so much in implementing its agenda that they made it obsolete. This is just the coronation of a 30-year movement. Now, let's see what they really want when they can get greedy and get whatever they want for another generation, with State News to spin it to the stupid...
  16. Only a Donald Trump CIA would announce its covert spying plans to get a headline. Fucking idiot.
  17. Well, it is the same party that killed 600,000 civilians in Iraq so the VP could profit from rebuilding it all on an illegal no-bid government contract. It could be argued that Trump wanting to move the Palestinians is the more humane move.
  18. Are you trying to get us 9/11'd? Because I think this might be how you get us 9/11'd.
  19. The world people. You know, the ethnic ones. We'll put them all into designated places, like Africa, AYYYY-shuh, and they'll make them very international, very wonderful places. You know, a lot of people are saying they'll be the best places, I don't know, but that's what they're saying. Maybe we can go there on vacations and watch them through plexiglass or something, I don't know.
  20. Yeah, Gaza's been very unlucky for them the way all your business partners have been unlucky. Funny how often you get unlucky when you have to deal with horrible people.
  21. She also absolutely tore into him when he tried to act like Elon Musk's Nazi salute wasn't that big of a deal. She looked like she literally wanted to fight him. I know a lot of people have turned on CNN, but they still make the right look stupid pretty regularly, and I think that includes letting Jennings be his douchebag self on national tv every night. Van Jones regularly dunks on him, too (no racist).
  22. This is pretty much where I'm at right now. There's nothing I can do about anything, so I'm gonna use this inferno to light a cigar, put my feet up, and enjoy a smoke and a healthy dose of schadenfreude. Hell with it.
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