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TexArcher

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  1. They should steal somebody from TCU, and if he's not that good, we'll let them keep him.
  2. This might be the worst PPV card in UFC history. I'm watching the free prelims, then I'm gonna put a movie on, because the PPV isn't even worth streaming illegally.
  3. This is actually terrifying. This is North Korea-level propaganda and telling people what they think. Soon, there will be consequences for anyone in the 1 to 5% who don't think this, so everyone who doesn't think this will STFU out of fear. They will make the 95-99% approval an actual thing, at least out in the open. Then we are a full-blown fascist shithole.
  4. "Ya know, none of this would be happening if I hadn't inherited this mess from Sleepy Joe Biden, the WORST president in HISTORY. These two nations have been warring since the time of St Paul, who as you all know wrote my favorite Bible chapter, Corinthians 2: Judaic Boogaloo. So, after centuries of INEFFECTIVE leadership from Pelosi and Schumer and that brown guy with the tan suit, what was his name, nevermind, doesn't matter. You know, a lot of people are saying this is the GREATEST wartime mediation in history. I dunno, but that's what they're saying. What? They're shooting again? Well, the world will remember that for about half an hour, I, Supreme Commander Donald J Trump, Esquire provided peace and stability to the Middle East. Drink Diet Coke -- it's got what plants crave. I love lamp. Thank you, and goodnight, Moscow."
  5. LOL at India mansplaining that to us. Oh, we know, guys. We know.
  6. "Love the sinner. Hate the sin." These little platitudes are how stupid people deal with the cognitive dissonance that arises when what they believe in is shown to be bullshit over, and over, and over.
  7. Holy fucking offseason, Batman! God damn.
  8. Is this some kind of DnD joke or do you not actually know what a gorilla is?
  9. TexArcher

    LBGTQ

    Yes, clearly the trans epidemic is spreading like wildfire. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that people have been increasingly more able to be who they want to be without being, ya know, killed for it? I know, I know, y'all are gonna fix that trend for us, because you're so Christian and all.
  10. If Russia managed to install an agent, and I mean a fully flipped and controlled asset, as President to destroy America from the inside, what would they be doing differently? Nothing. They'd be doing exactly this. As insane as it sounds, it's the explanation that explains it the best. Because if it were just stupidity, they wouldn't be fucking things up so efficiently. They'd just be bumbling around. This is a master class in how to completely neuter the most powerful nation on the planet in just a few months. And it benefits Russia and China. All of it.
  11. I mean, Pakis is a slur, and calling groups of people Patels and Khans is in the same ballpark. Seems you're graduating from political trolling to racist trolling. You not getting enough attention lately?
  12. Let me guess -- everyone previously assigned to keeping an eye on Russia is now keeping an eye on Greenland...
  13. Um, who wants to tell her whose idea it was to lie about WMD's in Iraq and invade Afghanistan?
  14. We never took credit for winning two world wars? You sure, fat man? Because I was damn sure taught that we liberated France and won WWII. The Soviets and Brits were supporting cast in the narrative. Nevermind the Battle of Britain, and nevermind the 27 million Soviets who died, or the fact that they turned back Operation Barbarossa, reversing the Nazi fortunes and eventually taking Berlin themselves. Those were barely mentioned, because Murka won WWII, per every high school in this country, as far as I know. Don't get me wrong: I'm not saying that we didn't play a crucial role. But this fool is actually saying that we haven't overstated our role enough yet, which might be the most Trumpiest thing ever. The combination of stupidity and outright lies is fucking staggering.
  15. Sure, that would be appreciated! I'm heading that way today or tomorrow. I already know about Teatro Colon, Iglesia de San Ignacio, and Palacio Barolo in that general area. What else ya got?
  16. Petition to make Anastasis change his avatar. Jimi doesn't deserve this shit.
  17. Honestly, I might volunteer for that myself.
  18. Update: had a hamburguesa that almost made me climax for about $15 today. ¡Viva Argentina!
  19. Yeah, we did that and the fine arts museum today. The latter is pretty average, but the cemetery is cool, especially Eva Perón's mausoleum. Had a pretty good pork sammich, too. Good day.
  20. I'll be in Argentina tomorrow. Please win so there is more playoff basketball when I return. Everyone is tired of Golden State. Do it for America.
  21. Thanks, y'all! Someone mentioned Recoleta: that's where we're staying. Got a pretty good deal on an Air BnB apartment right there near a ton of stuff. And I like the Uruguay day trip idea a lot.
  22. Like 5 replays of the "foul" on Butler and he clearly took three steps with zero dribbles and no one says a word about it.
  23. If that's a defensive foul, the only thing you can legally do is get out of his way and let him have the layup.
  24. Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is great, although not as great as it used to be (they replaced some really cool history walls with more interactive stuff for Gen Z who can't read information, etc). But there's still some really cool stuff. The nicest thing I can say about the rest of Cleveland is that it's not Detroit.
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