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General Specific

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  1. Ah, username checks!
  2. And I just found my punk band name, Find Me Random Pussy!
  3. From the lunch table! TEXAS!!!!
  4. I’m not drinking enough for that shit. Is he speaking caveman?
  5. Forget it Jake, it’s dead money!
  6. No, it’s the jalapeño mustard thread, they just don’t know it yet. You can thank me later.
  7. Poooooooooor aggggggggy!
  8. This where I’m at, playing the waiting game. Which happens first, generator installed, or the next storm? Tune in next month to find out!
  9. At least he isn’t yelling “you wanna fuck my wife?”
  10. Apparently, you can’t polish puke either!
  11. Sorry, we all can’t be oppressive dictators!
  12. Bone doctor, is that like a doctor of neighborhood?
  13. Has Elko offer his wife yet?
  14. Keep with aggy tradition; aggy is best ___ loss team in 20__! Whoop!
  15. Wait! That’s not Burt Reynolds! Nor is that Sally Fields! They didn’t have a kid, and that doesn’t look like a Trans Am your driving, and y’all are heading the wrong way! At least you took along the sex tent, right. Right?
  16. It’s always time to say, Fuck Russia!
  17. And the don’t lie, steal, or cheat. That’s why they have a code, just ask them, while watching your corn-hole!
  18. I did not have “run the fucking ball” on my bingo card, or a Klein defensive chart!
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