Ya'll are gonna suck shit. Tuck Fexas and Sark probably voted for Trump. On top of that, an unnamed billionaire donor/regent for Tech has cut a deal with Yormark to ensure Texas is at a 3:1 disadvantages in penalties called in every conference game, at the very least. A larger ratio would be ideal. The conference has a revenue carve out for crates of batteries to be strategically placed around conference foes' stadiums when Texas comes to town. Conference teams will be assessed unsportsmanlike conduct penalties at the end of each quarter if they DON'T do at least 1 Horns Down after any given play during that quarter. Holding (O/D), facemask, roughing the passer, pass interference will be limited to 5 total, per game, for Texas' conference opponents. Officiating teams will be fined if there's not at least 1 Poona Ford Special in any given conference game involving Texas. In addition, Texas has been secretly declared ineligible for to play in the conference championship game, even if you somehow manage to overcome all of that. In the very UNLIKELY scenario, that Texas qualifies for the CCG, the slot will instead go to Oklahoma, regardless of the Sooners' conference record.