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Bozo_Casanova

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  1. No puedo hablar por @Brisketexan pero todos los que luchan por la justicia son mis companèros de armas.
  2. You a real one
  3. Is there? My premise is that when the richest and most powerful clients or most prestigious and powerful firms are involved, there isn’t, β€œusually.” That you think that’s meaningless is an interesting (and revealing point), but would you say lawyers have an individual duty to uphold legal process? Can’t it? What’s the maximum time allowed for a crisis to unfold, counselor?
  4. Yep. And in a car you’re looking at 45-90 minutes depending on traffic. The LIRR through Jamaica is a game changer and takes the risk out of the trip. It’s 45-60 mins from midtown to the airport, period.
  5. Yeah- AI is writing them these days, so I guess it makes sense to cut out the middle man.
  6. Doctors think the same thing, which is why they support medmal caps. But I was talking about lawyers not vigorously disciplining members of their profession who choose to be a party to defrauding the court and choose to violate or fail to uphold the law. It’s not an impossible task to enforce standards. It’s merely difficult. CPAs and other licensed and chartered professionals deal with these problems and police them aggressively. It is the β€œlearned professions” of medicine and law that struggle with this. Shady brokers pay heavy fines and often lose their livelihoods. Lawyers get gently chastened and keep working.
  7. Slight tweak- get your scannable β€œMAGA Chip” so that ICE and DHS can quickly scan and identify you as a loyal citizen if you are accidentally taken into custody. In addition to the tracking chip, it would also include a voucher to have your unique Saving America for Trump And Nation number tattooed on your right hand for visual confirmation at checkpoints.
  8. I don’t think those really belong together. No. Lambier was pretty good and the rest of the starters on those two teams would be good in any era of the game. And never mind the pistons, as for the Bulls- you’re saying Horace Grant, Bill Cartwright John Salley, Stacy King and Dennis fucking Rodman would get played off the court? Come on man.
  9. I had no idea Schulz was black
  10. I can’t think of a better example of a profession in crisis than a licensed member of the Federal bar asking a salesman how to conduct fact finding.
  11. Evolution of a profession in crisis: 2002-2005: John Yoo, Alberto Gonzales and others write secret memos outlining that torture is permissible (and not actually really torture) because reasons. 2020: Cleta Mitchell and others orchestrate plan to defraud courts in pursuit of illegally overturning a free and fair election. 2024- ? : Pam Bondi and her successors write public opinions outlining that the language of the constitution should not be interpreted to limit this president and his designated successors, and that no reason or justification is needed to permit his or their actions. @TwiceHorn weighs in that these opinions are β€œdubious,” but that the constitution β€œdoesn’t have a lot to say about accepting jets,” and at any rate lawyers aren’t in the midst of an ethical crisis that doesn’t also apply to carpet installers and independent Scentsy consultants.
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  13. Jesus, can you imagine having to read all that shit?
  14. Like anyone could even know that
  15. Trash
  16. No, but normies are the ones questioning vaccines. Our baseball team is apparently struggling in part because like half the team has had the flu in the last week. Can we honestly say that most of the team got flu shots? We literally pay those boys to stay healthy.
  17. Somebody else even had the bright idea to get down right by my face and start shushing and telling me to calm down. It was like experiencing an alien abduction except there was no colonoscopy and one of the aliens was a bitchy nurse.
  18. I’m honestly not sure what is the greater threat- that RFK damages public health through mismanagement and undermining confidence in vaccines, or that he discredits a bunch of good ideas about diet about reforming healthcare and public health more generally. Either way, I think he’ll wind up doing both.
  19. Anathesiologists crack me up. They come in before the procedure and they are like β€œchillax, broseph, we’re going to take good care of you. You’re just going to take a little nap when I count down so my man Dr Bob here can do this thing and when you wake up that bad appendix will be gone and you’ll have a cool story to tell the honeys. 5-4-3-” then, when you suddenly find yourself wide awake and completely disoriented, paralyzed on an operating table, staring into lights with a tube down your throat, you hear the same voice say β€œoh shit, sorry … hold on a second, fuck-β€œ and then you wake up the second time, in recovery. Cool cool story bro!
  20. You voted for Donald Trump. three times.
  21. Well in any event I’m going to celebrate today by having eating samosa chaat with seekh kebab and a dosa. for peace
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