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Rimbo

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Everything posted by Rimbo

  1. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave MANJACK... His head smashed in and his heart cut out And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off And his penis...
  2. Officials: "Touchdown, the game is over!" USC: "It's just a flesh wound. HAVE AT YOU!"
  3. his mother were't a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries
  4. fortunately, king arthur did not cause a false start
  5. And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou snaggeth the Holy Football. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Football of Antioch towards thy receiver, who, being mighty in My sight, shall snuff out Troy.
  6. KINGOFTHEBRITONSJACK
  7. WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAT
  8. oh fuck off, tcu benefitted at least as much as usc has from this shitty officiating
  9. Hungry Jack would've been worse.
  10. MAN JACK 4... is incomplete
  11. so if the football weighs the same as a duck, then it's across the plane?
  12. a tcu win would be funny
  13. But then of course, uh, African swallows are non-migratory. that might have been DPI.
  14. You're not playing football; you're using coconuts! You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together! Where did you get them? What... a horned frog carrying a coconut?
  15. MANJACK what a name Free timeout for TCU.
  16. not that it'll help tcu any with this shitass offense
  17. i'm pretty sure that was a forward pass...
  18. i dunno man hogs are really, really, REALLY big animals... and even when they're dead, they're kinda too stupid to stop charging your ass not any more
  19. YOU CAN'T EXPECT TO WIELD SUPREME EXECUTIVE POWER JUST BECAUSE SOME WATERY TART THREW A FOOTBALL AT YOU
  20. now we see the violence inherent in the system help help i'm being repressed
  21. burnt brisket vs cockroaches
  22. might be a flag before the snap there
  23. there is no d in "volunteer"
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