Everything posted by PhillyD
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
I'd really like to understand what happened on Leal. Watching their DL makes me realize we can't afford to miss any up front.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
DC traffic lights are purposely timed to STOP traffic. Fuck the environmental benefits of keeping traffic moving, fuck the frustration everyone who has to use a car here has, and fuck you for going against the wishes of the gestapo jackass bitch who came up with the system to try to push people into using the completely unrelaible Metro system. They are about to ban right on red citywide as well. They purposely do everything they can to fuck over drivers here. Be sure to check your mailbox when you get home to see how many photo speeding violations you received in places where you can easily go 45 but the speed limit is 25.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Coyote's story is the reason this thread exists.
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Bidet Meta Threas
What does it do that is worth $700? I'd think for that price it comes with a lifelike tongue to clean your rim. The $25 or so I spent does all I need.
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 14 - Sugar Bowl vs. Georgia
Texas 28 UGA 27
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Hey Steel Shank!
I think y'all are adding steps that aren't needed. Why toast the inside? Butter the bread, medium heat, build sammich, cover pan and grill each side to golden brown. The heat from under the cover will get the filling hot and your toasted bread is crispy on the outside. The juices from the filling are absorbed into the untoasted side adding flavor.
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Surly Bowl Pick Em
Holy shit, that is fucked up. Some of you assholes got fucked hard on that one.
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Texas vs Providence- Friday, 8pm on ESPN2
Anyone who does this must really hate their life. Don't do this to yourself.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I'm thinking that fits right in with Mrs. Cumsteen.
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Trainer "Get off the 20xx thread" thread
Looks like EJ has decided he needs to tweet to FWK directly. It will probably all end up in the Hamm thread
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Texas vs Providence- Friday, 8pm on ESPN2
mange
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Texas vs Providence- Friday, 8pm on ESPN2
The announcer just flat out lied. He said "we've got a good one in Austin." If this game didn't have Texas, I could not watch. This is awful basketball.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Casey Horny.
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2019 Transfer & Grad-Transfer Available Players
fify
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
I thought that was where he got his intel
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6figs/"Trust the Hamm" greatest hits
That's right Taylor, and there is no better example than you! Everyone look, Hamm fucked up his marriage, filmed his kid crying, routinely gets in Twitter slap fights, and has managed to lose every job he's ever had. Yet some aggy let's him work as a pool cleaner so he can keep trying to sniff aggy jocks. You can achieve your dreams at aggy! Don't let those fools in Austin trick you!
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2018 APD Booking Photo Thread
Not sure, may be better decor in your living room. Could go either way.
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Realignment talk not going away
Hope David Boren wasn't watching. That dipshit almost got Louisville in the conference a few years ago because of stuff like that.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I've overheard my wife tell 3 separate people that her and my daughter ,"are laying reefs at Arlington National Cemetery this weekend."
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Who's going to be the first one banned from Surly?
So many clicks tho
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Surly Bowl Pick Em
In for $25. Placeholder until I get to ESPN so I won't forget.
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2018 APD Booking Photo Thread
Move it to Lulz. Immamac needs some emails from the arrested.
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 13 - Big 12 CCG - OU Still Sucks
Texas 43 ou sucks 38
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LSU @ aggy
It's not illegal to have more than 7. You can put 10 up there if you want to. If you do that, only the end men on the los are eligible receivers. In those situations, teams ought to tell the receivers to get on the line to avoid the "too many in the backfield" penalty.
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LSU @ aggy
aggy can't do anything without embarrassing itself. They win a poorly officiated game against the one of the worst LSU teams in recent years and call it a signature victory. They may well put it on their wall. This is who they are. An embarrassment to the state of Texas, and now, an embarrassment to the SEC. Thank God we are rid of them and can laugh a little more freely. If we could just cede College Station to Louisiana, we'd be all set. They will always, ALWAYS, aggy something up.