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Auto Driller

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  1. Revoke Stone’s scholarship. He can’t get it into the end zone, or inbounds, apparently.
  2. Nothing good happens when we go hurry up.
  3. Jesse Palmer trying to talk some sense into Sark by telling him to give Bijan the damn ball. But we already know that Sark will revert to deep ball hero shots to Worthy the second he feels backed into a corner.
  4. Literally the only negative outcome possible in that scenario is exactly what we managed. Run the ball on first down so you’re taking the 2nd down snap with about 1:00 left. Even if you don’t get a first down you can punt and Baylor gets the ball with 20 seconds left. It’s like Sark has never watched football before.
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  6. Well it’s senior day, it would be unfair to ask them to carry the ball a bunch when they should be focused on uh…something else, I guess.
  7. Sark has two plays in the playbook: Run Deep ball
  8. I really hope we look for someone in the transfer portal to take over for our terrible safeties.
  9. In a 3rd and 12 on offense I feel like we have literally no chance. On defense, I’ll give them 60%.
  10. Surely they’ll sign some 3 stars from east Texas. You know, some diamonds in the rough with chips on their shoulders who really love aggy with their hearts.
  11. Bills mafia would have been pissed that the weather was so nice.
  12. Have you ever heard of the honor code you dumb sip
  13. Did the aggy “commandant” learn about safety in the military? Surely the real Army allows you to fire artillery towards people so long as they have been warned ahead of time?
  14. If the Kinburn / left bank rumors are true (which they seem to be) then it seems pretty genius. The justification for the withdrawal from the right bank by the Russians was to consolidate their defense of Zaporizhzhia and Donetsk / Luhansk. The avenues of attack would be fairly predictable; either straight south towards Melitopol and east towards Donetsk city. Either way, the Russians could effectively fight a single-front war, throw conscripted bodies into the meat grinder, and push for a “diplomatic solution” that would allow them to keep the territory they currently hold. What they didn’t plan on was that all of those forces that were just transferred across the river would be immediately attacked from the west. Now they have a dilemma. Do you leave the forces in place and try to defend Crimea and get forced to use the extremely long road from Mariupol to supply them? Because of the symbolic and strategic importance of Crimea to Russia, this seems like the most likely path. But now all of those eastern forces will not get the expected reinforcements and the supply lines are just as stretched as they used to be. The other option would be to fall back to Donetsk and give up Crimea plus all of the captured Black Sea / Azov coastline. This would be political and possibly, literal suicide for Putin. It’s a beautiful thing to see.
  15. It also fucks with their plan to transfer most of the forces that were formerly on the right bank of the Dnipro eastward towards Melitopol and Luhansk.
  16. I also think those drops have an outsize influence on his state of mind. I think he’s well aware of the struggles he has had recently and, being a freshman, lost a lot of confidence after the consecutive drops by Worthy and Sanders in the 1Q. We really need our receivers to help him out and they did anything but last night.
  17. Both of our last two opponents are very beatable. But due to a decade of disappointment, I’m going to say we go 1-1.
  18. The most charitable thing I can say here is that Charlie Strong made a habit of getting blown out by even semi-competent opponents, which we haven’t seen out of Sark so far. But we have seen a propensity to lose large leads and play totally incompetent football in the second half. In some ways, this is worse…
  19. No. Sark was calling plays with Tua, Devonta Smith, Jerry Jeudy, Henry Ruggs (😐), and Najee Harris. And at least a few first rounders on the offensive line. This is the risk in hiring coordinators from big programs. You assume that they’ll be able to replicate what they did at their last stop when, in reality, 90% of their success was due to the head coach they worked under. Same reason why Belichick assistants constantly flame out as HC in the NFL.
  20. If this happens I think everyone will end up being happy with the season despite the massive frustration in all of the losses. Side note - Bijan will opt out of the bowl game for sure.
  21. Pretty sure Kansas State would have to lose another game.
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