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Vito Andolini

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  1. That putter has been up more asses than the Rose of Tralee
  2. I came here to write, “First, Raquel Welch, now her co-presenter at the Academy Awards.” RIP, Phil, you tried to keep that business classy. Couldn’t do it, but you tried. So you’re at the wake and whisper, “Psst, which one is Marlo?” ”That girl!”
  3. Not sure I liked Bell painfully walking like Fred Sanford in a “I’m comin’ to join ya, Elizabeth!” moment after landing funny following the TD throw celebration, but he has a couple years to work that out.
  4. This really just happened, no fucking lie… Wordle 1,155 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  5. Vito Andolini replied to UTPhil2006's topic in Movies and TV
    HOH winner
  6. So, Nahlin’s “source” is a hundred years old.
  7. Sanders looks so much like a muffin Elko tried to eat him.
  8. You need to stick around. Others have tried to fill your vacuum and fail. You don’t need to be the Machinator of old, I imagine that was a full time job. Glad to see you post.
  9. Reminds me what I’d like to do to Valentina Gottardi
  10. She was the 21 year old Italian with brown hair and a perfect ass.
  11. Despite Gaskamp Award notions for Juan and despite all indications he’s a great guy, I find it hard to believe he’ll have a bigger impact than Niblack. Unless Niblack is considered more of an H-back.
  12. Is it wrong to say I really enjoy watching the Italian team more than the USA?
  13. It’s kinda hard to appear on the 2024 Doak Walker Award Watch List when it hasn’t been released yet.
  14. I got it, then RollLeft comes in and takes all the laughs… BornOrange is like George Costanza at the conference table in the T-bone nickname scene.
  15. You make a good point…
  16. Great catch, but with all respect to Iverson and “it’s practice,” get up and score (they had refs spotting the ball, so where you land/ended up with the ball seemed to matter). OK, I’ll go yell at some clouds now. Glad to see him doing well, that weirdly bad rap he received seems to have created a useful, spite-filled chip on his shoulder.
  17. What Gerry Says: This is where you insert what Gerry says about the player. 😄 Bobby’s Need-ometer (a 1-10 ranking of how important the player is to the Texas class). He can provide context on whether it’s a positional need or if that particular transfer is just that dude.
  18. Just watched Womack’s hudl from 2147’s link, he had multiple scoring plays with punt returns and INTs, and I’m pretty sure he was jogging most of the time, kinda funny to watch.
  19. You know who does “horns down?”: Just own the fucking thing. As noted above, it represents a pissed off longhorn. If Sark were to attend a rally and say something like, “Thanks to everyone for reminding us what an angry longhorn looks like” and flashed it, it takes away any perceived power. Of course, CDC probably likes the cut from decal sales from moron sooner and aggy fans.
  20. I never heard about that… and LG was even a Houston Cougar! Thanks for the remembrance.
  21. Hopefully, he’ll receive this greeting. As we all know, the #100 and Coach Royal will always have added significance. So Coach, hope you’re resting well, chilling with some of your buddies and good music. Hook ‘em.
  22. I suspect he’s waiting for sunset because they have some gender reveal style fireworks display with the school colors. So, about 20 minutes from now…
  23. Kinda like the “what is really Houston?” debate, did your parents tell you your skull was part of your back?
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