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DalTxHornFan

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  1. Cell phones do the trick for me, plus I never wear any kind of jewelry. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.
  2. Managing Partner at my firm was famous for smoking, drinking, talking on the phone, and doing a manual transmission in his truck, all at the same time. And he only had two arms and hands.
  3. Pervy thread! But aggy!
  4. To be fair, I never fucked my long deceased mother.
  5. If property crimes are not reported -- the property crime rate goes way down.
  6. Dumb story. Anybody other than a pimply teenager working for minimum wage has bigger problems than being able to afford an apartment on their own.
  7. Team Discount Tire here. Always buy the tire certificate for Repair, Refund, or Replacement. Their online shopping and appointment booking is the best I have ever experienced. Almost always in and out in less that 45 minutes. (Obligatory -- that's what she said!)
  8. Happy ending, for sure. Note the ejected cartridge shell in the air!
  9. Texas 'cue has really stepped up its game. We are very fortunate to have so much to choose from these days. It is hard to believe that Dickey's still has a franchise operation going! https://franchise.dickeys.com/request-more-info/
  10. Thread hits close to home. My kids grew up on lots of "Hank the Cowdog" books and tapes.
  11. This stuff is pretty solid. You can usually find it at HEB (when it's open).
  12. What is this "leftover chicken fried steak" that you speak of? I suppose that it is possible that such a thing exists, but I've never encountered it personally.
  13. Loved how it featured NCAA criminal head coach Jackie Sherrill. Ah, yes, they are fondly remembering their pre-probation glory days from long, long ago! Plus, they left off more recent days of glory: Aggy pimp cane walk.mp4
  14. From that video, you'd never believe which team has an overall 76-37-5 record against aggy!
  15. aggy left some stuff off of that hype clip: 27-25 Forever.mp4
  16. https://texassports.com/news/2023/6/14/football-sec-reveals-opponents-and-locations-for-2024-football-schedule.aspx
  17. Agree with this. Think hard about keeping on riding the dragon as long as you possibly can. The stripes that you'll earn in the process will pay off over the course of your career.
  18. DalTxHornFan

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    Pos rep for the bacon on your burger! We've always thought all of their stores were pretty solid.
  19. @hornian knows his shit. He is a great resource for our little gang of ill repute.
  20. And maybe get a fucking haircut? He looks like an Austin homeless poster child.
  21. That sounds like a lawyerish statement.
  22. Gotcha. Good point!
  23. "Fucking L-O-L. That was sincere. I will go try your spot. However, life gets in the way. I am a father. I have a job. I have responsibilities that sometimes override my plans that are made on a fucking message board. One day perhaps you will get that. You remind me of my 8 year old...naive to the world." All of those solo parts were pretty damn cool!
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