Gut Wagon
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
No worries. Our expertly curated lineup is a churnin' urn of burnin' funk.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
No way were they going to give our muscled-up hamster anything good to hit.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Maybe they should have gone with an anchor.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Celebrating dingers with an oversized frog gig is a choice. But I guess those guys can hang a flag for Raleigh's first half HR total and keep fantasizing that Rodriguez is Griffey Jr. reborn.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Notre Dame has been on my bad side since the 1970s. Nothing has changed.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
New variation: "Dirty Chavez"
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
"You must be under this tall to destroy the Dodgers."
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Zack has not come up Short.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
It's laughable how far MLB's site always goes out of its way to ignore Houston. Not that we aren't used to the shunning, but day in and day out you'll find them saying the bare minimum positive about a franchise that's on a major roll against insane odds. I assume the dismissal is per orders of the commish, but no matter the reason it's become an egregious display of bitterness. Let's win again today to annoy them even more.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
No starting All-Stars. Minus our best hitter for this season. No clue when we'll get our slugger back. Starting some guys not even Astros fans know. And yet...a 12-2 record against first-place teams and leading the West by a country mile. If that's not fun, what in July baseball is?
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Next to maybe the Yankees, is there a better feeling than depantsing the Dodgers in their own park as Smoltz stifles nausea with every Altuve hit and Betts gaffe? Methinks not.
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Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
- Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Not to open any old wounds, but Betts seemed to know what was coming. I demand an investigation.- Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
What is this sorcery? I run out to check the local fireworks show and I return home to see I missed the main ones. Gruntling.- 2026 OT John Turntine
Solid commitment announcement with the fam. No drawn-out games, just telling the world he's happy to be a Longhorn. A great Independence Day just got greater. webackup.gif- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
"We'll see what it all means/where it all goes." All I'm sure of right now is that I've never seen Felix Ojo and Javonne Shepherd in the same room.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I'd love to see us get a few of the guys we've missed on. Some fellow bluebloods with money, elite brands and solid coaches would love to have a few of our commits. We hold these truths to be self-evident. I follow Texas sports for enjoyment, not self-abuse, so I'll just hope things improve on the recruiting trail in the near future and try not to fret too much if they don't. Unlike most programs, we already have an amazing roster to protect.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Shepherd absolutely comes to mind with Ojo. That doesn't mean the latter won't pan out, but if you're really not passionate about the game, the odds of NFL success will always be against you. So if he decides to strike while the financial iron is hot and go for max pay up front, it honestly might be his best move. Again, we'll see how it pans out, but I don't think we're talking about a kid who views a football career in the same way as a Banks or Turntine.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Concerning OL play, I'll always take pancakes over crabcakes.- Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Might as well have him PH for Walker.- Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Not much tread on this spare.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
- 2026 LB Kosi Okpala
Great news! Let the celebration begin! - Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
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