Everything posted by Gut Wagon
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Yeah, if our guy really had an empathetic bone in his body, he'd have gone with the initials of those heroic bonfire builders instead. Don't understand how he could be so callous as to tip his hat to some sleeping 8-year-olds while ignoring reckless college kids who died before he was born. Shame on him. Can't wait for our guys to again dismantle these petulant dorks in November. Although I'm sure several other teams will have done so long before then.
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2026 Texas Baseball
- Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
Copium is in extremely high demand here in Georgia today. It's hilarious to see Dawg Nation try to spin getting spanked by "Texas oil money" on two elite prospects...and for it to have gone down during SEC media days roughly an hour from UGA's campus. Atkinson was sufficiently awesome news, but Johnson is indeed the chef's kiss.- 2026 DL James “JJ” Johnson
JJ in da house? That's a beautiful bow on a beautiful day. He's a real dude.- 2026 LB Tyler Atkinson
This news, it is good. I mean, assuming you believe sideline-to-sideline tackling machines are helpful on defense.- 2026 Texas Baseball
Ha. I was going to say something about the pendulum now swinging quickly in recruiting for both sports but figured I'd first ask you hardcores if this draft is leaving us thinner than had been assumed. I've been reading how much better we were going to be with the guys who got picked today. I don't know the portal setup for fall and thus am unsure about our ability to reload again before 2026 gets here.- 2026 Texas Baseball
Going from loaded to scrambling in under 24 hours seems to be the opposite of gruntling...anticipated or not. I sure hope our SEC brethren are in the same boat, but I don't know that.- Texas Baseball Recruiting Thread
Looks like a guaranteed Texas win. Same way aggy views its spring football game.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Even if we somehow pull the upset and get Prothro today, it will stretch the notion of having picked up a TE. Dude seems like a hybrid receiver, and he evidently expects to leave real blocking to others. But that's Sark's business to sort out, should we beat everyone for the kid. I'm more curious about the bunch of TEs already in the room. It would seem hard to keep Townsend's talent off the field, and Winston has impressed the staff already. Then there's Washington, who has potential when healthy. If Endries doesn't go pro in 2026, I'll be surprised if all these other guys finish at Texas.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Buncha Debbie Downers need to sack up. We're Texas.- Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Hoping Matthews somehow would walk so we could get Trammell up with men on is a sobering realization of our abject suckitude. It's simply not an MLB lineup.- Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Tell me again why Walker bats ahead of Diaz.- 2026 DB Samari Matthews
Guess we pulled that Smoke wagon and saw what happened.- Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Evidently not. Flat as a flounder. Had we looked against LA the way we have since, I'd have understood it. I mean, I'm glad we didn't, but the amazing parlor tricks we've been using aren't working this week. Regression to the mean, yada yada.- Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
This is playing with both hands tied behind our backs. And maybe both legs. Show some life out there.- Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Getting weak, inexperienced hitters to string together at least three singles to get a run home strikes me as a bad idea. I realize that's sort of who we are right now, but we were in LA, too. Somebody announce their presence with authority.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
What's next? Could it be...- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Formatting- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Were Texas the second choice of each of the nation's 5-star prospects, that would sound really impressive. Until you realize we actually signed no one. But let's see where it goes from here. Just glad we already have verbals from some stud linemen, Bell and Bishop.- Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Reverting to our old "beat contenders on the road, lose to dregs in Houston" pattern? I'd rather we not.- 2025 F Declan Duru
Can't say I prefer that my bruising PF hang around the arc much, but with touch like that...I'll allow it. Hook 'em, Declan.- Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Not our pitching standard. Maybe the most dependable part of tonight's lineup can rally.- Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Ugh. Not a great night for us smacking the ball around. Then again, 5 runs against these guys should have been enough.- Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
Cara-Mel treat!- Houston Astros 2025 Season Thread
No worries. Our expertly curated lineup is a churnin' urn of burnin' funk. - Sub-Educated Cretins: The SEC screenshot mega-thread
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