First let me preface by saying that we allow our kids a little latitude when it comes to things they can get away with saying at home, or when it's just the four of us around. We don't allow cursing per se, but a little inappropriate isn't going to get them killed.
So with our busy schedules and all the rain this year, it's the last Thursday before closing weekend when we finally find a day we can make it to the fair (something we do every year, no exceptions). Well it's obviously rush hour before we can go on a weekday, so it's a huge pain in the ass trying to meet the wife and kids, with me coming from downtown and them coming from up north. So by the time we meet up in Fair Park, the wife and I are both frazzled.
So we park and get out, make sure we have coats, tickets, money, phones, etc, and all the valuables are covered, and cars are locked. Exhale and start walking over to the fair (we always park at the church behind Auto Zone/JITB on Robert B Cullum or whatever that street is. Well we get all the way to the light, and my 7 yo son (who's notorious for forgetting stuff) goes "Dad, I think we forgot something." I of course say, "Are you kidding me? What???" Him:
"DEEZ NUTS!"