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Napoleon

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  1. I’ve gone from totally despising him as a blight on the game to not minding him after reading about him and how he goes for a smoothie after picking up his daughter from ballet class. He’ll be a Dallas post-pro athlete celeb.
  2. Napoleon

    MLS 2023

    I think that I thought that FC Dallas only had 1. Just saw on ESPN a bit ago that someone on Inter Miami has 14 goal contributions (goals + assists) in 31 games this season. Messi is tied with Josef Martinez with 13 goal contributions. Martinez needed 31 games. Messi needed 8 games.
  3. Napoleon

    MLS 2023

    Looks like the US Open Cup will be in Miami.
  4. Napoleon

    MLS 2023

    Yep. 😳 1) He’s not ready for either national team, so he shouldn’t make a move either way. He’s already played for the USA 🇺🇸 (Slovenia Nations Cup), but that doesn’t sound like anything that would tie him to the US. Don’t know. If it doesn’t tie him to the US, he can play for either team and then switch later if he wants. I don’t know if Argentina qualified for the Olympics, but if I were Benjamin, I would try to play in the Olympics next year and maybe get into the U-20 World Cup in 2025 (he’s eligible) and then make my decision. But if Messi tells him that he wants him on the team for WC ‘26 qualifiers, it would be extremely difficult to say “No” to that. Cremaschi has already mentioned in interviews that Messi has talked to him about possibly playing for Argentina. 2) Andres Cantor pronounces “Cremaschi” like an Argentine who knows that it is an Italian last name. The “ch” is a “k”. The “s” is swallowed with only a slight exhale letting you know that it exists, because most of Argentina swallows an “s” that flows into a consonant. España = Ayhh-paña Busco = Boohh-ko Esquina = Ayhh-keena Cremaschi = Kraymahh-kee
  5. Napoleon

    MLS 2023

    Narrator: He only saw one shitty penalty.
  6. Napoleon

    MLS 2023

    Miami has now won 5 games and tied 3 games since Messi & friends have arrived. This is fine in knockout tournaments, but that’s not going to cut it when the season starts up again and Messi has two different international windows that he will be out for. Leo’s PK… made it. He’s on a pretty good roll since missing one early in the World Cup.
  7. Napoleon

    MLS 2023

    I expect to see a lot of shitty penalties from both teams. These guys are dead.
  8. Napoleon

    MLS 2023

    Cincinnati gooooooooolllll. 😏 Mathis is totally fixed.
  9. Napoleon

    MLS 2023

    Josef Martinez (Miami) with a nutmeg goal early in overtime (ET) to take the lead 3-2. Miami has made 6 subs (1 extra allowed for ET) and they still look gassed. Cincinnati had made 5 subs, so they still have one to use…. I think, unless they have used their windows.
  10. Napoleon

    MLS 2023

    Nice assist by Messi. EVERYONE is walking around like old men. Apparently it is a bit warm for a soccer match. HEAT INDEX of 90° at the end of the match. What was it at the start of the match?
  11. The only positive criticism that Vlatko got for the entire tournament was for the adjustment that he made to playing a double pivot for the Sweden match. AND HE DIDN’T EVEN MAKE THAT ADJUSTMENT! Also, this explains why the team didn’t direct all of their traffic down the right flank (through Trinity Rodman) against 🇸🇪 Sweden, even though Sweden’s left back was their worst defender according to analytics (as I learned later from The Scuffed Podcast). My guess is it’s because the players didn’t have the analytics from Sweden’s previous matches, because that’s not something that the players usually research themselves. They get that shit from the coaching staff and their support staff. HOLY SHIT! Vlatko sucked even more ass than we thought! 🤯
  12. Napoleon

    MLS 2023

    Correct! If Miami & Houston win, the final is in Miami. If Miami & SLC win, the final is in SLC. Don’t know where the games are if Miami loses. (Max Bretos didn’t mention the locations for these IF/THEN inputs.)
  13. Was Zverev’s tatted up smoke show girlfriend there? I’m not into tattoos, but she looks like a lot of fun. More images here. Hidden to keep from being overboard, but nothing racier than above.
  14. Napoleon

    USMNT 2023

    He was signed and inserted immediately, because they had a need and they knew that he knew how to play the Dutch way. Apparently no training necessary. It would be nice to see Pepi & Tillman see the field. LASTLY: Did Dest see time at RB? or LB in his one big season at Ajax?
  15. Napoleon

    USMNT 2023

    A good look at Pulisic's involvement in both first half goals as well as nearly setting up another. (Video is relatively short.) I'm not seeing it.
  16. He did clearly state 9-3 during the season and then a bowl win to take them to 10-3. He clearly stated that he would be happy with that improvement. If they go 8-4 (4-4 in the SEC), then he can say that he was only 1 off. Their DL may be in their opponents’ backfields as handoffs are being made against 8 of the teams on their schedule which will mask their issues at LB & DB. They have a history of winning a game or two that it looks like they are going to fuck up. Last year was the first truly joyful year of pure failure in a while and they still beat LSU and almost beat Alabama in Tuscaloosa.
  17. While on the subject of Olga… https://x.com/espnfc/status/1693381131310133641? What a brutal post-game smack in the face!
  18. 1) ☝️ Correct. Japan has the technique & speed to beat Spain. Japan is fucked against large women on set pieces. Japan would have likely beaten Spain again, but a larger team knocked them out along the way. 2) I was wrong about Olga, the goal scorer, being on Barcelona. She was one three starters from Real Madrid. (An adidas team… fascism.)
  19. https://x.com/maxbretossports/status/1693335855388356795?s=46
  20. Well, you said that they were “kids”, right?
  21. Apparently he is an excitable boy. (Video) https://x.com/blaugrana_ball/status/1693332417266737615? NOTE: I deleted the crap after the question mark and this new “X.com “ shit doesn’t want to embed.
  22. Don’t know what the “Spanish 15” were complaining about when they sent those identical resignation emails, but the 12 who didn’t return to the squad missed out on this! https://x.com/barcauniversal/status/1693331854395318607?
  23. Emi Fucking Martinez! Shutting down Everton threats! PS- Was disappointed that the English women’s keeper didn’t do this after winning the golden glove today.
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