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ioueleventybilliondollars

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  1. You guys are all overthinking this. Just throw the fade on back to back to back downs, and you'll score a TD 99% of the time. Because maths.
  2. Minor thread title tweak suggestion. Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Handjob Hero, Helobious! Now I'll slither back to my hidey-hole.
  3. 9 yards per drive is elite. Would have certainly been the difference in this game.
  4. That was one of the clearest targeting calls I've seen.
  5. Texas not running the ball by design to protect the RB room?
  6. No dog in this fight, but it doesn't seem like these quotes support your argument. Quite the opposite.
  7. Not to be a pedant or anything, but you misspelled thyme.
  8. Texas 19 Bama 17 Bama - 279 yds
  9. As a lifelong Padres fan, thank you for reminding me what a miserable fool's errand my baseball fandom is. Also, 🤘.
  10. As of this moment, it's still my plan to wait. ...doesn't sound to me like a mind made up.
  11. ...and give Evan Stewart the other 2.
  12. If Sark threads the needle just right, Texas can improve to 3-6 in conference play next year. Maybe that will earn him the chance to get the team back to .500 eventually.
  13. I guess we just got dicker punched
  14. Ha! I had a buddy who got pranked by Roy Damn By God Mercer, Teri with the bird dog. The next week, Teri harvested a bird dog turd, shellacked it, wrapped it like a present, and mailed it to Roy with a nice little card. Sorry for the tangent. Portal, portal, something or other... Here's the call.
  15. What kind of backwards ass convoluted logic is this? If Texas scores 48 points in regulation, they've scored enough to win every game going back to 2013. The only exception being yesterday's game.
  16. And since the downside of #3 is going to be just as bad whether they attend the game or not, there's little downside to their attendance.
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