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- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
They don't really need to expand much more. Nobody needs the 1-16 matchup. What they need to do is take a page from GASP..... FIFAs book and use some type of rolling coefficient based on conference size and relative strength (based on all results, which could incentivize going and beating up on other bigger conferences) to allocate spots for a given year's playoffs. Then they can do the same thing with the teams in question, use some coefficient that incentivizes all the shit the committee supposedly looks at to rank the teams within each qualifying conference. The P4 takes up 11 spots allocated by coefficient, the final spot is an at-large spot to be determined by a play-in game between the two teams at the end of the season with the highest coefficient and not in a P4. Notre Dame...you don't want to have a playin game every year (or maybe you do) then go join a P4 conference.
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
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Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
All of you so hooked Longhorn football that you have thousands of posts on this board, go to games etc don't seem to understand that game production isn't meant for you. You're already so jonesing for your next fix that they don't need to waste time on your addicted ass. It's meant for the 18-34 demographic and the casual fan checking things out and it's meant to move them from where they are today to being a 55 year old curled up on the floor in a fetal position in mid July because the next 6 weeks seems so far to go and you got the shakes real bad. The 18-34 demographic loves all that shit. It's called marketing....yea it sucks at times. It isn't changing.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
I don't think we are in, so I am looking for some schadenfreude scenario where BYU beats Tech on a last-second FG, Georgia bombs the everliving fuck out of Bama, Duke beats UVA, UNT and JMU take care of whatever business they need to take care of, and tOSU beats IU in a well-contested matchup. The top four are tOSU, Georgia, Oregon and Indiana with first round matchups that are something like JMU at Ole Miss, UNT at aggy, Tech at OU, and ND at BYU (or really any variation of that shit show). For the lulz and the ratings disaster that would lead to.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
More crippled than that
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Lane Kiffin to LSU?
So, what week are we heading down to kick this guy's ass next fall?
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
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Trump’s America
I'm sure there will be a very data driven approach to showing their work on which countries these are.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Disney Suits...sure. The ones in the room that have to deal with the questions and shit can kill this off quickly tomorrow night and not have to deal with it next week when they are dealing with some other controversy. Now, if the suits at Disney have real sway over the suits in the room, sure, I guess anything is possible.
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Most annoying Christmas Movies
Christmas Vacation is the first Vacation where you don't see full rudeness on display, so it doesn't have that going for it like the OG and Europe do.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
We will be ranked 13 or 14. If you are the CFP why do you even want to invite the controversy with a bunch of games still to come this weekend? Think like a suit...kill off controversy quickly, leave yourself an out.
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
Man if I was a Tech fan I would shut the fuck up until I actually got the first outright big boy conference championship ever in the history of my program under my belt and maybe went a few rounds in the playoffs. Tech has had a good season, don't let it go to your head.
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Lane Kiffin to LSU?
Ahhh hazy allegations about a coach and Nicole….kizmet.
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
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Most annoying Christmas Movies
How did white people do that?
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Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
Nah, they ran the exact same show I saw 6 days before at the Arkansas game. Which is completely fair, given that most of them had likely gone home for the holiday and thus there was no time to put together something new. And actually since I saw it twice the funny thing is I was thinking what I was hearing at piggy as they formed the skull at the end was the Confutatis from Mozart's Requiem. The second time I saw it I was certain of it. Obviously a little different in a band arrangement, but it's lowkey funny (as the yutes would say) given it portended the second half deaths of both teams to come. Consigned to flames of woe
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Lane Kiffin to LSU?
Definitely worth a revisit "Am I overreacting? It's possible" 🤣
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Yep, happens everywhere. Remember the 2011 JAG run of QBs taken within the first 12 picks of the NFL Draft. Jake Locker, Blaine Gaebbert and Christian fucking Ponder. This could end up being like that.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
I think Tech's front seven has looked very good this year. I also think Tech's front seven has not played anywhere close to a really physical line this year. We shall see....
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Lane Kiffin to LSU?
There are 5 teams that have never played in an SEC championship game, a game going into its 34th edition. Two of those teams are perennial conference cellar dwellers Kentucky and Vanderbilt. One is 2nd-year member OU. The other two are 14th-year member aggy and Ole Miss, who have been around for all 34 of them.
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Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
Fake Army... I think my favorite moment from the stands was during their "we can march in the same straight lines and play the same songs week after week, year after year" halftime performance, some Texas fan from back behind me yells very loudly, "The guy who killed Bin Laden was a Longhorn" 🤣
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NFL Week 13; Thanksgiving-style
Good work Miami...lol
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Most annoying Christmas Movies
Correct