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Surly Bevo

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  1. Yep, run the ball, defend, and wait until the other team eventually fucks up. That strategy is not gonna win championships most of the time, but it will beat a lot of bad to above-average teams.
  2. Again all these companies need to say
  3. If the Packers are snapping a ball on 3rd and 20 with 12 seconds left it will be because they knelt out of the shotgun on 1st and 2nd down.
  4. California huh? I assume one has to be licensed by the state to practice dentistry
  5. I thought you were mean on the side of a Florida highway?
  6. It won't go anywhere but good to continue to get them on record as being fully onboard.
  7. I mean, maybe Travis Kelce is just getting old. The guy is 35, or about the age a contemporary of his, like Jason Witten, started to do little more than run out, turn around, and if he caught a pass, immediately sit down as he was getting wrapped up.
  8. It may be. But then you have not considered that if you were trying to do a Night of the Long Knives Part 2, American Boogaloo and say frame it on outside agitators that amassing the targets could make sense.
  9. When do we get to Soylent Green?
  10. And Alan Eck failed upwards to the NFL
  11. With the passing of the Mike Gundy era at OSU this week, one thing that occurred to me is would the “I’m a man I’m 40” bit even resonate in Trump’s America? I mean sure it would get reported on in the moment but I’m not sure it would have 18 years of staying power like that one has. Just another seemingly bizarre public moment lost in a sea of them.
  12. Distract, unite…what’s the difference
  13. To dumb it down more. What is a human's most important biological/evolutionary competitive advantage? Simple...the human brain. If they could make a decision like that can you imagine a bunch of cheetahs sitting around and saying "we're gonna build an animal that hunts, consumes resources we also use and is faster than us with pretty much no checks or guardrails"
  14. I think you are conflating Numbers with Drunkenstein. Numbers was autism etc. Drunkenstein was fake cancer/wreath fund.
  15. It's the "Major Marketing Meeting of Meetings"
  16. The problem with the ballerina play is it is ALWAYS a screen. If you are going to take the amount of time required to fake a hand off, do a pirouette, pick up your receiver and THEN deliver the fooball maybe chuck it deep every now and then. The time gives up close DLs and LBs time to recover but if the knowledge that "this is probably a screen" could get some DBs to hesitate even for a click there may be something there. Of course the O linemen have to not fuck up and get too far down the field, which on that 2nd play above it appears they actually didn't.
  17. Arch can’t grimace and pirouette at the same time.
  18. If this is actually true maybe some execs watched the closing of John Oliver on this the other night and their balls are finally starting to drop
  19. Here's a multiple choice. The difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion is? A. Whatever the IRS says. B. A smart lawyer C. 10 years in prison D. All of the above
  20. PLAY THE HITS DONNY!!!
  21. Sir, this is America....we don't do details.
  22. They name an interim yet?
  23. The actual books and documents will be in the lobby bathroom.
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